Okay, I know you thought yesterday's post was all I could possibly ever say about horses, and that would be true to a normal person. But I think we have established I am not normal. And let me just say this is THE only pic of me on this weekend trip cause have I mentioned I had no hair dryer or curling iron? I was so roughin it. 
Please embrace me. Love me. But don't judge me. Cause we went horseback riding while we were playing Ma and Pa Kettle up in them there mountains.
And this here. This here was my view for the three hour tour, The three hour tour.
I told Baby Twerp, who was feelin a little apprehensive - just sit right back and I'll tell a tale. A tale of a fateful trip...
I kid. I kid. I didn't really say that. I mean what kind of mother would say that?
Defiantly not a good loving sweet tenderhearted nurturing one. Okay. Okay. I mighta sung that song, but just a little.
I also let me just barely five year old spawn ride this horse all by himself...with no helmet..or lessons...or common sense. That's how I roll.
But let's face it, it all comes out in the wash. Right?
And they had a blast and my hiney is still sore. Amen.
I told Baby Twerp, who was feelin a little apprehensive - just sit right back and I'll tell a tale. A tale of a fateful trip...
I kid. I kid. I didn't really say that. I mean what kind of mother would say that?
Defiantly not a good loving sweet tenderhearted nurturing one. Okay. Okay. I mighta sung that song, but just a little.
I also let me just barely five year old spawn ride this horse all by himself...with no helmet..or lessons...or common sense. That's how I roll.
But let's face it, it all comes out in the wash. Right?
And they had a blast and my hiney is still sore. Amen.
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there's no smell better than that of a sweaty horse. amen.
My buttocks hurt just remembering my last trail ride.
It looks like you all had a great time! Be careful. Those twerps may be saying "Mama I want a pony" before too long! ;)
I would sing that song to my kids.
sigh, i love horses, trained them with a friend for shows when i was in high school out in southern california. i wore wranglers. EEK. but no worries mama, cuz i started riding at around five and i turned out okay. (i think.)
I miss riding. Middle Twerp isn't too young to ride the right horse! Looks like he got the right one and y'all had a great time!
We all know you actually did sing that song to the kids so stop acting like you didn't. LOL. It's part of your personality and all. Oh how I miss horseback riding. It looks like everyone had a blast together.
I also meant to say "Not a bad view from your end".
LOL! What fun!!! I love horses but I haven't been on one in about 2 years! I can only imagine how your hiney feels!
I agree with WM....nothing better than that smell, except the smell of hay. I miss all that. oh, wait not really.....too much work and expense involved!!! lol I will just LOOK at and mow my little 5 acres.
Meemaw
Nothing harder on a momma's heart than a baby boy doing a big boy type thing. He looks sooooooo sweet and is having so much fun!
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