Kidnapped

My cries forth for mercy to the salt water Gods were heard. Cause two of the most beautiful ladies this side of the Mississippi read my tweets and responded with love. Their compassion and grace upon my life were more than I could imagine. As I was walking out of a meeting, I heard the screech of tires and when I turned around, two chickees were throwing me in an SUV and whisking me away. They kidnapped me from my job and took me to paradise. I didn't put up much of a fight. They took me to where there was fabulous food, cheap wine, and giggles. And the later abounded. And can I just say nothing does my soul any better than friends, sand, and salt water.

Love you ladies. THANK YOU! Muwah!