Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Dare Devil and Bubble Boy

As a working mom I always fear I will miss the big milestones in my offspring's lives. Like their first step, or their first word, or their first time to use glitter without prompting. You know. The really really big time, important stuff.

I have feared missing Middle Twerp learning to ride a bike. So I created a new rule - no bike riding unless I as present. It all was going fine until I the injustice of my rule spread throughout the neighborhood -- then the warriors wanted to come talk to Chief Country Girl.
The planned and strategized. I was putty in their hands. So I cried UNCLE UNCLE- Let the bike riding commence. And lo and behold - it happened. Right before my eyes --
My first born son was riding a bike. I heard Sunrise, Sunset play in the background and I started to get misty eyed and then.... Oh Lord. This was all because he was trying to pop a wheelie.
A wheelie? Seriously?
Okay. No more of these shenanigans. Stay serious and in control.
Ah -- watch out...... Why did I birth from my womb a dare devil that has no fear? Where does he get this from? Heavens to Betsy. Where is Baby Twerp?
Baby Twerp? What are you doing?
You saw MT crash and burn? And now there ain't no way, no how....
He was also looking for some bubble wrap to seal the deal and all.
But I think we will be okay until the training wheels come off. Bless his Bubble Boy Little Heart.

10 comments:

Kim said...

Those goggles are stinkin' hilarious! He looks like a character straight out of a classic 80's coming of age movie. The angst ridden outsider determined to pedal to the beat of his own drum.

Linda said...

All that BT needs is a cape! LOL! Too cute!

"Hello... It's Me Again..." said...

I agree with Linda, both boys need super hero capes.

"Hello... It's Me Again..." said...

I agree with Linda, both boys need super hero capes.

Treasia Stepp said...

How stinking cute all of your kids are. With boys bike riding can be dangerous and I love the way they are all "suited up" for it. LOL.

Dana and Daisy said...

p.s. love how you got the play by play of MT and ET goin down! ha ha!

Dana and Daisy said...

IS BT praying? OMG! How cute! Can I have him? We'll send him back when is about 13! And I will take lots of pictures so you won't miss a thing!

i love how your neighborhood is a kid zone! how fun for them! good memory-making going on here CG!

Carrie said...

We just learned to ride our big boy bike too!!!! Yahoo!!!! No wheelys for us though! Thank God!

Annette said...

How cute, those goggles are a hoot! safety first! boys must be born wanting to do wheelie's i rode bikes for years when i was little, never had the desire to do that! my neighbor on the other hand he was always trying for that perfect "sweet" jump or wheelie!

Annette said...

How cute, those goggles are a hoot! safety first! boys must be born wanting to do wheelie's i rode bikes for years when i was little, never had the desire to do that! my neighbor on the other hand he was always trying for that perfect "sweet" jump or wheelie!