Random But Normal

Good Evening my Lovelies. I hope you are doing well. I have all kinds of stuff to chat and talk with you about. But I can't speak in complete sentences so you will get random, disjointed, fragmented Country Girl. I know, I know -- you are use to the linear, grammatically corrected proper Country Girl so this will be shocking. That's me -- shocking. Kinda like Jerry Springer, but saved and at peace with the dear, sweet Baby Jesus. Lying in his crib.

Anyhoo...

1. I miss Indiana Jones
2. And I miss him so bad I am going to make him do a blog interview this week
3. Cause I think it will strengthen our communication and marriage and bring us closer together
4. OK -- really cause he is thousands of miles away and can't kill me nor read this silly blog
5. Probably
6. I mean he might KNOW people that could kill me
7. But then who would raise his spawn?
8. Never mind, maybe I won't do the interview
9. We will see
10. First -- confession time
11. Forgive me father for I have sinned
12. I used Comic Sans in an email
13. But it's not entirely my fault
14. I got a new computer at work
15. and the default font on my email was Comic Sans
16. I was like Whoa Hoah. Who gave me this 1999 computer
17. I think it was Prince
18. Cause that is how we party and all
19. Anyhoo -- for those of you who do NOT read my Twitter
20. {insert crickets}
21. My test results came back benign. No malignancy
22. Rinse and repeat in 6 months
23. As my momma would say PTL
24. Speaking of mommas
25. Mothers Day is coming up
26. And I shall be giving the gift that keeps giving
27. I am going home to see my Momma and Mammaw
28. I am certain they are overjoyed with the thought of me and three heavenly spawn trampsing through their beloved homes
29. Messing up their ironed lace doilies
30. We reek havoc on ironed lace doilies
31. Its part of my spawn's genetic code
32. Anyhoo -- I got me a realtor
33. Why "What for?" you might ask?
34. Yeah, for what you are thinking.
35. Which means you can IMAGINE the posts that are going to ensue
36. Cause I can't make a decision on what shoes to wear...never the less something LARGE
37. Like earrings
38. Heaven help us
39. Also. as my cool hip teenager neighbor would say
40. I beast my meeting this week
41. But then I tripped and fell in front of forty 'leven people at the airport
42. But then someone called me beautiful
43. And I forgot about my bloody elbow
44. AND IJ asked me where I wanted to go on vaca this summer
45. And I have MADE A DECISION
46. all by myself
47. I want to go to Hilton Head
48. Probably
49. With the Twerps
50. And then just he and I go to a little get away
51. But then who would watch the kids?
52. Duh. Sprout.
53. and CN
54. Amen.
55. Anyhoo -- I miss you all
56. And will be posting IJ's interview soon
57. or possibly if I don't post you should go looking for the hit man
58. Amen.

Love,

CG