We are camping out tonight. This is about as "outdoorsy-wilderness" I can do. I really hate mosquitoes and I am scared of the dark. And let me just be the first to say, that they WAY overestimate the amount of people you can fit in a tent. This is suppose to be a six man tent. And I do not know any six men that would be okay sleeping together in this tent. Plus another pro to the ghetto camp out is that the sheets are in the dryer and I do not want to wait to make the beds. Please don't judge me. We might camp out all week. This little twerp wants marshmallows. How can I say no? Even if I did, I think we are all painfully aware he would not hear me.
So what do you think? How much therapy will they need? Should I start saving now?