I was running a little late today from work so I brought home a pizza. This makes my children squeal with glee and jump for joy. What does this say about my cooking?
Just look at the glee on this pizza stained face.
The guilt was starting to overtake me so I decided to open up a can of green beans and peel some apples. This I felt would ensure the nutritional well being of my twerps and I began to feel like mother of the year. I opened the green beans and set them off to the side. As I was peeling the apples I looked over and found this....
I never knew they would eat them straight out of the can. Sweet Mary, mother of precious little 8 lbs 6 oz newborn baby Jesus in gold plated diapers, my whole world has just opened forth and seen the light.
Now Thursdays are pizza and green bean out of the can night. Wanna come over?
The guilt was starting to overtake me so I decided to open up a can of green beans and peel some apples. This I felt would ensure the nutritional well being of my twerps and I began to feel like mother of the year. I opened the green beans and set them off to the side. As I was peeling the apples I looked over and found this....
I never knew they would eat them straight out of the can. Sweet Mary, mother of precious little 8 lbs 6 oz newborn baby Jesus in gold plated diapers, my whole world has just opened forth and seen the light.
Now Thursdays are pizza and green bean out of the can night. Wanna come over?
4 comments:
uh....I'll pass on the "coming over"....ha.
Your kids crack me up! Count me in!
Green beans straight up...Yum!
Check out the Green Bean Standoff at
www.metacafe.com/watch/108346/green_bean_standoff/
I am SO there...do I need to bring my own can opener or can we share?
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