While at Kohl's shopping in the little girl underwear section
Eldest Twerp - Mom, why are there bras in the kid's section?
Me - Well, as you get older and develop, you will need to start wearing a bra.
Eldest Twerp - When will that be?
Me - Oh probably pretty soon. When you start developing breasts and need to cover them so they don't show through your shirt.
Eldest Twerp -- Mom, maybe I will be like you and never need one.
PS There will be a Journey concert update soon...it's not as bad as you think...unless you are not thinkin very bad.