This has been gone from my life for over 24 hours now and my body is starting to show signs of withdraw. These cheeks, oh...these cheeks were even able to captivate Middle Twerp.
But not me! Nope, no affect on me whatsoever. Could care less. What cheeks? What button nose? What rolls of fat on thighs?I am talking about HER thighs people, NOT MINE! Sheesh.And what precious little toes? Nope, they have no effect on me. I am not even thinking about them. Not at all.
Oh, Lordy-Be. Oh how my Fallopian tubes weep.