I went out last night to find gas. I felt like Monte Python on my search for the Holy Grail -- although I did not have two coconuts. Bummer. And then my brakes went out -- but it was a mere flesh wound.
Anyhoo, I FINALLY found gas here. FINALLY. And then I came home to this on the news... "We've Got No Gas Here" Did he REALLY say "We've Got No Gas Here?" Did he have teeth? Was he wearing a wife beater? Oh Lordy-Be.
Seriously, do they look for the stupidest people on earth to quote? Cause I was there, and they coulda talked to me.