- Baked homemade chocolate cake and icing for new neighbors
- Listened to Twerps whine that I NEVERRRRR make it for them
- Burned hand in oven
- That thing was like 350 degrees
- Put Twerps to bed
- Poured myself glass of wine
- Put it somewhere in the house
- Never did find it
- Poured myself second glass if wine
- Spilled it
- Baby Twerp woke up with a fever
- Middle Twerp woke up cause Baby Twerp woke up
- They both ended up in bed with me
- Baby Twerp stayin home with Indiana Jones
- Got in shower
- Cut my middle toe with the razor (don't ask)
- An hour later it is still bleeding -- MY TOE!!!
- Middle Twerp fakes sickness to stay home too
- Didn't fly with IJ
- Eldest Twerp wakes up late
- Packs up hamster from school
- Drops hamster from school down stairs
- We are late
- Get in car
- Will come back for Middle Twerp
- We are late
- Side swipe new car on the side of the garage
- Yell UNNECESSARILY at Eldest Twerp cause I am mad at myself
- Drop off ET and hamster
- She isn't moving (hamster, not ET)
- Go to work
- Realize I forgot Middle Twerp
- Drive back home to get forgotten spawn
- Fall down driveway
- Scraped my fingers is all
- Throat starting to burn
- Eyes starting to get cloudy
- Drop off MT
- His teacher wants to talk about his writing weakness
- I am just glad he is not in a corner curled up in the fetal position rocking and suckin his thumb
- I am most certain she is calling Child Protective Services
- Drive back to ET's school to apologize to her
- The hamster is moving
- I am going back home to find the missing glass of wine
- And a shot of whiskey
- And sing some Wii American Idol
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Yes, I Would Like Some Cheese With My Whine -- If I Ever Find It
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Oh Honey! (((hugs))) It's a "do over" morning! Whiskey in the coffee, works for me:)
OMG! You just described my daily life! LOL!
Hope you have a better day!
Oh my, that was so my day yesterday! hand in there it does get better (like tomorrow)!
good. lord. girl. you are A WONDER WOMAN. seriously!! now i'm kinda sorta thinkin' my thought about three kids would be better if i stayed at home. jeez louise. i hope your throat gets unburnt and your fingers and toes are okay and that the bottle of wine doesn't get spilled and if it does it's because it's down yer lovin' throat. or better yet, go back to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! forget it EVER HAPPENED. ahem. that's my cure.
I hate to laugh but that sounds like a day at my mom's house, just add my sister who is deaf and is always wanting to change her oufit 50-11 times because she is all about fashion and my brother who has ADHD and sometimes gets crazy after he has his cocoa puffs for breakfast. Most of the time they forget my sisters hearing aides and my brothers book bag. Love these moments because they will be gone before you know it. Hope you have a bettter rest of the day, I just woke up to 5 inches of snow YAY, not really.
~Molly Pearce
WOW! Sorry your morning was so tough! Maybe the afternoon will be all pink hearts and glitter!
ouch!
It sounds like your day is not going very well at all.
If it makes you feel any better, my oldest girl is staying home from school today because I overslept making her miss the bus. My car is the shop getting a new (used) engine ($2000 that we don't have) so I can't drive her myself.
Basically, my kid is staying home from school because I was too lazy to wake up and get her on the bus in time.
Oh, how the days from college slowly morph into these! Have a better day!
Sounds like one of my days. Er...all of them
Tomorrow will be better
That is one rough day. Hope you see brighter ones ahead. Thanks for the laugh though.
at least your awful, terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day had a happy ending!
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