Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Yes, I Would Like Some Cheese With My Whine -- If I Ever Find It

In the Past 14 Hours:
  1. Baked homemade chocolate cake and icing for new neighbors
  2. Listened to Twerps whine that I NEVERRRRR make it for them
  3. Burned hand in oven
  4. That thing was like 350 degrees
  5. Put Twerps to bed
  6. Poured myself glass of wine
  7. Put it somewhere in the house
  8. Never did find it
  9. Poured myself second glass if wine
  10. Spilled it
  11. Baby Twerp woke up with a fever
  12. Middle Twerp woke up cause Baby Twerp woke up
  13. They both ended up in bed with me
  14. Baby Twerp stayin home with Indiana Jones
  15. Got in shower
  16. Cut my middle toe with the razor (don't ask)
  17. An hour later it is still bleeding -- MY TOE!!!
  18. Middle Twerp fakes sickness to stay home too
  19. Didn't fly with IJ
  20. Eldest Twerp wakes up late
  21. Packs up hamster from school
  22. Drops hamster from school down stairs
  23. We are late
  24. Get in car
  25. Will come back for Middle Twerp
  26. We are late
  27. Side swipe new car on the side of the garage
  28. Yell UNNECESSARILY at Eldest Twerp cause I am mad at myself
  29. Drop off ET and hamster
  30. She isn't moving (hamster, not ET)
  31. Go to work
  32. Realize I forgot Middle Twerp
  33. Drive back home to get forgotten spawn
  34. Fall down driveway
  35. Scraped my fingers is all
  36. Throat starting to burn
  37. Eyes starting to get cloudy
  38. Drop off MT
  39. His teacher wants to talk about his writing weakness
  40. I am just glad he is not in a corner curled up in the fetal position rocking and suckin his thumb
  41. I am most certain she is calling Child Protective Services
  42. Drive back to ET's school to apologize to her
  43. The hamster is moving
  44. I am going back home to find the missing glass of wine
  45. And a shot of whiskey
  46. And sing some Wii American Idol

13 comments:

Linda said...

Oh Honey! (((hugs))) It's a "do over" morning! Whiskey in the coffee, works for me:)

CrisKrinkle said...

OMG! You just described my daily life! LOL!

Lesa said...

Hope you have a better day!

Just The Girl said...

Oh my, that was so my day yesterday! hand in there it does get better (like tomorrow)!

Lo said...

good. lord. girl. you are A WONDER WOMAN. seriously!! now i'm kinda sorta thinkin' my thought about three kids would be better if i stayed at home. jeez louise. i hope your throat gets unburnt and your fingers and toes are okay and that the bottle of wine doesn't get spilled and if it does it's because it's down yer lovin' throat. or better yet, go back to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! forget it EVER HAPPENED. ahem. that's my cure.

Molly said...

I hate to laugh but that sounds like a day at my mom's house, just add my sister who is deaf and is always wanting to change her oufit 50-11 times because she is all about fashion and my brother who has ADHD and sometimes gets crazy after he has his cocoa puffs for breakfast. Most of the time they forget my sisters hearing aides and my brothers book bag. Love these moments because they will be gone before you know it. Hope you have a bettter rest of the day, I just woke up to 5 inches of snow YAY, not really.
~Molly Pearce

CindyDianne said...

WOW! Sorry your morning was so tough! Maybe the afternoon will be all pink hearts and glitter!

Dana and Daisy said...

ouch!

Chris said...

It sounds like your day is not going very well at all.

If it makes you feel any better, my oldest girl is staying home from school today because I overslept making her miss the bus. My car is the shop getting a new (used) engine ($2000 that we don't have) so I can't drive her myself.

Basically, my kid is staying home from school because I was too lazy to wake up and get her on the bus in time.

vsm/whirling dirvish photography said...

Oh, how the days from college slowly morph into these! Have a better day!

Paige said...

Sounds like one of my days. Er...all of them

Tomorrow will be better

Jessica said...

That is one rough day. Hope you see brighter ones ahead. Thanks for the laugh though.

The Kelso-Winter Family said...

at least your awful, terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day had a happy ending!