Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Breaking the BIG News to Eldest Twerp

So I picked ET up from school yesterday and said I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS. But we can't share it with anyone. But I have to tell someone. Then I asked her if she could keep a secret and she said YES, of course. But you've probably already told your make believe blog friends. Don;t you judge me, ET. Don't you judge me!
Then I told her in a voice that was probably too high pitched for humans to intercept (but dogs were all over it) that there was gonna be new life bursting forth. That right now as we speak cells were doubling and HCV levels were tripling and ooohhhhhh...fallopian tubes were tubing. And she gave me this look. She is a to-the-point kinda person. We are exactly alike and all.
And I said...someone has LIFE growing in their belly. And when that LIFE comes forth, you will be related to it...
The she looked at me and said, "YOU?"

And I said "Do you want it to be me?"

And she said, "No."
OK -- then I told her who it was....and she was all cool and stoked and happy and she squealed.
But wait, there is more....Possibly 4 more.

Amen.

41 comments:

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

5 babies?
oh my!

I'm Just Being Me... said...

5 Babies....Oh Lordy!

Love these pictures!

Scrappy Girl said...

Ok I am confused...did I miss who is pregnant?

Treasia said...

I'm like Scrappy Girl-what the heck did I miss? It is you? And is it 5? Or lordy be woman.

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

I AM NOT PREGO -- keep guessing.

giggle.

zena said...

I'm new here, but do you have a sister who is pregnant? My three drive me up the wall some days, I couldn't imagine FIVE at once!

Linda said...

Is it puppies?????

KinaBolina said...

You're growing a life in your belly but you're not pregnant. This much alone is confusing. I have no clue...have you put on 5 pounds or something? HA...like that's possible!
Jeez! I can't figure this one out.

KinaBolina said...

Ahhhhh, nevermind...someone ELSE has life growing in their belly, not you. You have a pet expecting a litter!!! *does a dance*

Anonymous said...

I know you don't have a dog. Is your parents dog having pups??? lol
Seriously.......just say it!!!! lol

(and your comment on my SIL's blog made me laugh out loud....Martha's cell)I love you.

Meemaw

Tana said...

5 babies? you have a pregnant dog or cat?

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

A. It is human life. No puppies. Eeeeeee.

B. I am not prego. No weight.

C. I will be holding babies this Christmas.

D. Don't know how many yet.

Does this help?

Treasia said...

Are you adopting again? If so excellent.

Linda said...

Wait! Wait! Wasn't your cousin just here!? Is your cousin having a litter????

Dana and Daisy said...

is it your rich cousin, the one with her own jose?

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

nope, not my rich cousin. she is done.

Dana and Daisy said...

I thought maybe, but wasn't sure, if maybe you know she was adopting or something.

Hey, that other cousin of yours who had the new baby girl last year who we all crooned over at the pool party?

Dana and Daisy said...

FEATHER!

Dana and Daisy said...

If it is Marchelle, than I am sooo jealous she told you first!

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

there is no adopting. actual bun in an oven....or maybe i can say bunssssssss

Linda said...

CRAP! This should be easier. Right?

Dana and Daisy said...

I think this is such a sweet woman to woman thing you did telling ET about it! Female bonding! You're awesome CG!

Dana and Daisy said...

you know I never give up on a challenge like this.
I think it's the girl in the pics below with the green short and the black vest and ball cap.

It's the way you all are crowded around her like you're all happy and lifting her up!

Marchelle said...

I am not a make believe blog friend ET! Just cuz you would rather hang out with your cousins than meet me, whateva!!!! =(
I will be coming down there one of these days and we'll be BFF's and braid each others hair.

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

it's marchelle.

Dana and Daisy said...

no, I take the last guess back 'cause she's reaching for the wine glass.

Debilou said...

OMG,,, just tell us already,, you know we cant stand it,, and I'm a horrible guesser,,

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

I'm kidding.

This person lives back home.

and they are related to me - like CLOSE!

feather k said...

I KNOW!!!!!! I KNOW!!! and I can keep a secret....mums the word for me....but i hope you took the pics of ET while the car was not in motion...

super tweak said...

that is just too dawggone cute. ET's expressions are priceless. She said "NO!" HAHA

Jaime Mac said...

IJ's sister...your sister-in-law.

J said...

Is there more than one person back home that is pregnant? or are you talking one person here? 5 babies!! My goodness!! I wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry if that was me...probably I'd have to do both!

Brown's Creek Kennels said...

ok, you have eggs fertilized in a test tube that will be transplanted/implanted. . . Anythings possible, right?

Karen

Pony Girl said...

Those expressions are hilarious, sign that kiddo up for drama camp!
...hey, this isn't an April Fool's joke, is it!? ;)

Carrie said...

Wow....I really thought it might be you prego with 5 babies! Are you sure? Do you have a sister?

Lo said...

ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo i'm just excited to go on this mystery journey with you!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I know! I know!
It's the frat boys' goat that is pregnant!! After living next door and helping you move, they can be considered family, right?!

(Seriously, I just can't figure this one out! Who is having 5 babies??!!!)

~Kim said...

Come on CG...spill the beans already! : )

~Kim

Dana and Daisy said...

MARCHELLE? OMG!

now I know you are pulling my leg. I think either IJ's sister, or did you not have another cousin at thanksgiving that you were huddle around the pumpkin pie with?

Okay I was OOT for four days and I came back and got on here just so I could find out who, and we STILL don't know fer sure!

you are going to break the Monday news with it aren't you?

J said...

Um, CG, did I miss it? Who is pregnant? Is it really, Marchelle?

Dana and Daisy said...

would you just come out with it already? Lord help us all.