So I woke up at 2 am this morning and thought -- OH NO -- Jessica. Who is Jessica? I don't know. I don't know Jessica's last name, what state she lives in, the color of her hair, if she has kids, or if she drinks Dr Pepper - the drink of the gods - or not. But I know a couple weeks ago I promised Jessica I would show her pics of my hair straight and I forgot. So I got up this morning and straightened my hair before church -- which takes 2.3 seconds and it super dee dooper easy -- but makes me look like Cher so I hardy ever do it. But we were going to a new church -- in which I walked in, checked the kids in, met IJ, and he went and checked them out and left -- so we did NOT stay -- but that is another story for another day. But we went to this restaurant and I had IJ take my pic so Jessica would not think I was a liar. Amen. And then he got all crazy with the camera and I had to pull out my angry face -- see below.