The Worms Go In, The Worms Go Out ... The Jelly Between Your Toes
It has been raing like Noah around here lately, and the boys are totally fine with it. Cause we all know when it rains....fishin worms come out. And to little boys, that is known as HEAVEN. So they went out worm huntin and boy did they score. And they were also FILTHY....so straight to the bathtub they went. Little did I know they were hiding some things as they entered the tub --
there were lots of whispers and giggles, so I shoulda known...
But as i walked in, I was freaked out. I thought they were parasites from Zimbabwe. Or leaches form the movie Stand By Me.
And I screamed. Like a girl. And they threw one on me. Cause they are boys. Then I told them to get those nasty dirty disease-carryin, germ-infested worms outta my bathtub.
And they informed me they were using them for educational purposes like compare and contrast. Measurement.
And how could I say no to that???
So I let my children bathe with worms. Add it to the list honey.