Thursday, May 28, 2009

That Ain't Apple Juice

I am now a frequent visitor to the airport parking garage. They know me. I know them. We are pals, amigos, friends, family, comrades, peeps, homeys.....you get the pic. Anyhoo, I have bonded. Raphael is the crossing guard that blows his whistle. Clarence is the security guard that always says... "Places to go today huh Honey?" And Shauna is the TAS person whose line I try to get into. Most try to avoid her line - but not me. I gotta make her smile. And it ain't happened yet -- but I am tellin ya I WILL CRACK HER!

Anyhoo, I think I have seen about everything -- fender benders, late flights, late people, international travelers, cowboys, homeless, soldiers, -- you name it, I have experienced it.

But this week when I pulled into my parking spot and got out -- I saw something I have never seen before -- and someone from a more cultured background might not have fully understood the complete picture of what I saw BUT being the Country Girl that I am, it took me no time at all to use my deductive reasoning skills as to what had occurred in my parking spot only hours before my arrival. And all I am sayin is....that ain't apple juice.

Amen.

11 comments:

Dana and Daisy said...

I think it shows a good sense of personal hygiene that he used a plastic bottle. I say he because I cannot imagine hitting a bottle opening that size as a woman.

Scrappy Girl said...

LOL...that is so gross...LOL again...I just pictured you standing in the parking garage taking a pic of that!

"Hello... It's Me Again..." said...

I'm with scrappy girl.... I laughed thinking about the person who may have seen you taking a picture of "golden juice!" ha ha

Linda said...

EWWWWW! Funny, but EWWWW!

Marla @ Stolen Bon Bons said...

I have to agree...EWWWW!!! But at least he didn't do it on the pavement where you would have been stepping in it.

mimi said...

I rarely comment...but..ewwwww! You crack me up!

Shellgirl said...

Ewww! Just Ewww! I'm glad I didn't have to clean that up!

Transparent Mama said...

Hilarious!

Jenifer said...

Ugh! BTW, I'm with you on the preteen. Mine is 11 and Miss Mary Sunshine. Or she used to be....We can pray for each others sanity:)

Pony Girl said...

I had a friend that was stuck on a major highway in a snowstorm and had to go in a Ziploc bag in her car. I guess you do what you gotta do! ;)
Hope your trip was fantabulous!

City girl turned Country Girl said...

OMGosh!!! Yes we see those on the side of the roads sometimes...Hubby says it's people that travel for work LOL!!

PG's comment really made me LOL, LOL!!