It's A Miracle on Forty Eleventh Street

For the love of all that is pure and holy in this world -- these are real live pics I am about to show -- I am talking breaking news. Like CNN might hold off on all that Tehran stuff and report on this. Cause it is that BIG!

Actually, it is a miracle. Maybe the 8th wonder of the world -- right behind Mick Jagger. Oh now, it is like seeing a crying Virgin Mary in a tree and with blood -- but only not as freaky.

Not that I have anything against the Virgin Mary -- cause I don't. I love her and all. It is just i hope she doesn't cry blood in my Bradford Pear in the backyard and all.

Anyhoo -- I am about to show you a REAL LIVE (thanks to Mobile Blogger) miracle. Call the church. Call your ma. Call your pa. Way down in Arkansas. Call the bishop -- the priest - the beast. Call Ghostbusters for all I care -- just get the word out.

Please witness the miracle of all miracles: It started off a little shaky -- as I hear most miracles do. But just when I had almost dozed off with my Better Homes and Gardens magazine and Dr Pepper... SHAZAM!We were in the water. And not breaking out in hives or drowning or melting away like that wicked witch in OZ.Even passer-byers had to stop and witness this miracle. Heaven to Betsy -- Sweet 8 lb 6 oz baby Jesus -- Lover of my soul. Miracles still do exist. Amen.