And LORD HAVE MERCY -- it is the best pie you have ever eaten in your life. AND Lawsie Mercy it is the EASIEST pie you have ever made in your born days. And everybody oooohs and aaaahs and you splash some flour on your face and tie a cute apron on and act like you have been slavin over that hot stove all day -- but you ain't. But I ain't tellin. Nor am I judgin.
Anyhoo, while I was in the Promised Land, I was missin my high speed internet and ability to upload pics and blog. So I called my BBFF (Best Blog Friend Forever) and said Puh Leez come see me so I can have contact with the outside world. And she said NO. And I said, I will share my mom's peach cobbler. And she was there in two and a half hours.
Who? Who is the masked man you might ask?
Du dunt dunt dunt duddle uhhhhh.
Marchelle, my BBFF.I just big pink fuzzy heart with glitter love my BBFF, Marchelle. Ain't we just the cutest thangs you have ever seen? She adds so much to me. Cause me all by myself looks raggedy -- but with Marchelle...I think I might be glistening a little. Lordy Be!
Anyhoo, she made the trip down to the southern end of the state. With all her rug rats. And can I just say I can eat them up?
Anyhoo, all I wanted was a sweet little family pic. For my blog and all.
And there was no cooperation going on. Not the least bit.And I ain't one to gossip -- but I am just sayin, you can see right here that no one nary lick of anything good is going on. I am not sure who it was that exactly came up with the scheme that is about to unfold. But I am most certain there is NO POSSIBLE way it could even maybe be this one...... Nope. Nada.Cause he would never instigate these kinds of shenanigans.
He is meek and shy and mild mannered.And just look at that other hooligan there - Lordy Be, have you youngins heard of chiggers? LIB --