My Sign

So here it is as promised. This was put up beside my house. As I drove closer I could tell it was a crossing sign. Maybe ducks crossing. Oh, maybe the city put in a pond with ducks...how nice.




But then as I pulled up, I noticed it was for me.



If you read my post about my similarities to a rhino, you will understand my disgust. The city has placed a RHINO CROSSING signing beside my house! The audacity. It's lies I tell you...LIES LIES LIES!