Someone please tell his mother to wash his face! I mean, seriously, how could no one notice this? Is she blind? Too busy reading her romance novels? Writing a blog? Watching soap operas? Why, tell me why, is his face so dirty? And why must she take photos of him while is face is so dirty? These questions keep me awake at night and shatter everything I know to be true.
And while we are on condemning questions, why is he wearing a helmet in the house? Is it that unsafe? Can the child not be secure in his own home?