"Are we in another state yet?"
"How much longer until we get to our new house?"
"Will it take longer than 18 seconds?"
I wished at that very moment I had taken a vow to become a nun. I kid, I kid. I do wish I drove a limo so I could push the button and make that little glass partition go up. Then I could kick back, crank up a little Scorpion and Guns n Roses, and crack open a Dr P. You know what I am talking about, right? Peace and quiet....ahhhh.
A mere 350 miles later, I had driven as far as my little twerps' bottoms could take and we stopped here. This is as close to heaven as we could possibly get right now. I think we all needed a little R&R. Baby Twerp ate more pizza than a small country could ingest.The two older twerps are STILL swimming.
And guess what your dear, sweet, obsessed, no-life Country Girl is doing?