Friday, June 20, 2008

How Do You Call Your Cabana Boy?

I escaped today ... escaped to where my heart sings and to where I slip into comfort and to where I belong...to where I fit like your old pajama bottoms that have holes in the crotch...I mean I hear people have those...I have none of those...I only have the finest silk negligees from France...Yep, that's me...classy, classy woman, but I hear some people have old comfy flannel pajama bottoms with holes in them...but not me...


So I slipped away to where my there are Cabana Boys and to the peeps Harold my butler left me for...just cause I could not pay him anymore....petty, petty boy. But I went to my sweet and wonderful life saving cousin's house.....and we loaded the kids up in the golf cart and drove to the club house pool...and my heart sang, and everyone wondered where that sound was coming from...but it was a Motley Crue song...{HAVE YOU HEARD THEY ARE GOING ON TOUR?} Anyone wanna guess which one?Here is me and my cousin ... she never wants to be in a pic...but she has beautiful hair and I am so like...WHY would you not want your adorable pic taken? Can you believe we are even related?On our way to the pool we drove by this house...an NBA basketball player lives here, he plays for Cleveland...The house is modeled after my home...just a smiggin larger...This is the BACK of the house of THE Bachelor Pad across the street....Three bachelor's live here...Can you imagine how many TV's are in this house? And I wonder if the seat is EVER left down? I bet they watch A Birth Story and Army Wives all day...cause that is so what I would do in this house...and call for my Cabana Boy...Jose? Jose? Where are you?But then...THEN...what to my wondrous eyes did appear???
Could it be? Could it possibly be?
My long lost Cabana Boy! Jose? Jose?
Is that you? Are they now making you do LAWN work? Oh Jose...How could they?
How do you call your Cabana Boy . . Come here Cabana Boy . . . and if he doesn't answer?
Oh Cabana Boy . .and if he still doesn't answer?
I simply say . . Baby, Oh Baby, my sweet baby, you're the one.
Doo doo doo dooo..der der der der
I couldn't quite tell...I was just going to give up but apparently my camera accidentally snapped a pic while sitting on my lap. Cause I would SO NEVER take a pic like the one below. NEVER. Cause I am a good christian woman who reads my Bible and wears panty hose on the Sabbath. Amen.

But since the pic was accidentally snapped, I HAD to take a look and... Oh, yes...now I can identify him...IT IS JOSE!And you can so tell by the look on his face here that he misses me. It is just pitiful. He misses me so much. He is listening to Still Loving You by the Scorpions on his ipod {you can scroll down and I have it for your listening pleasure}...I know Jose, I know.... But alas, I must move on to bigger and better things...like the progress Baby Twerp is making...It is helping me get through the loss of my Cabana Boy...
And take a look at these cute faces? Who could not get lost in these smiles?And what is up with Thundercat? I have no idea where he learned such moves.


Do you think it was from Jose? Good thing he is gone.

11 comments:

Treasia said...

Tell your Cabana Boy that when you tire of him I won't make him do yard work. Well at least not that type of yard work!

spanki said...

is that the cabana boy that comes with your new bedding? get the grapes!!

Scrappy Girl said...

Those houses are awesome! WOW! You are such a sneaky pic taker. I bet Jose would have been flattered if he had known.

Jenn said...

Amazing houses!!! And Jose isn't too bad, either!

Kim said...

Go Baby Twerp, Go!

I am sooo hooked on Army Wives, but I'm too geriatric to stay up til 10 pm on Sunday night to watch it. I have to wait til Monday night @ 8 pm.

Kalin said...

How do I call my cabana boy?

After these pictures, who cares?

How do I call YOUR cabana boy?

Pony Girl said...

That is quite the bachelor pad!!
Love the pink goggles on baby Twerp!! He'll love it when you put that on his high school graduation slideshow.

theotherblonde said...

Does he rub feet, because it is a prerequisite (sp) and a few more pics of his front please!

Yea Baby T

Working Mom said...

The Crue is coming to Indy next month. I'll be on my way to Gulf Shores though. While I'm basking on the beach, I will ponder the one plaguing question: Who is hotter - Nikki Sixx or Tommy Lee?

Becky :) said...

I just happened to see your comment on Pioneer Woman's blog and clicked on yours.
You are absolutely hilarious and I think I will now become a faithful reader.
Keep makin em laugh!!!
And by the way, nice picture of "Jose". Wish I had a cabana boy near me.

The Kelso-Winter Family said...

oh yes! if you have a cabana boy one must make him work, even if you'd rather not...bec. he just MUST get his perfect bod sweaty... oh my....