Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I'm Bored

I have a sarcastic and self-deprecating sense of humor. And you either get me or you don't. And many more don't than do. But I love to laugh and if we click, we will laugh all day.

I hate to exercise but love Yoga...but I stop when I start to sweat.

I have no "home" talents. I cannot sew, quilt, can, knit, or sashay. But I can cook.

I am a night owl. My creative juices start flowing around 11 PM. And what beautiful clear juices they are.

I love to write - for me. I have to. It is how I think. Sad, but true.

I have never dieted.

I change my mind 47 times per minute.

I want a job, where they pay me to blog and look cute....They would really have to work on the look cute part though.

I love shopping for skirts and sundresses and lip gloss.

I love Mexican food and the hotter the better. Just like my cabana boy...I kid. I kid.

Over the weekend I watched CNN's documentary We Were Warned: Out of Gas twice. I then wrote a really LONG response to it and realized I had no one to send it to. But trust me, it was good.

I love people. All people. I find them interesting and I ask a MILLION questions. I truly feel like I can relate to anyone. And I learn so much from others. People are my hobby and I have only met one person I truly did not like.

I wish I had a 14 lives to live cause there are so many things I want to do and be.

I have the best parents ever.

I go to church every week and give religiously to charity. And I love my church family, although I hate religion and churchy people give me the heeby jeebies. I have a minor in religion and use to be in the full time ministry. Church people can be the cruelest. Genuine people can be the best.

Dr. Pepper with lime is my lover.

I love pecan pie, but I scrape the pecans off the top.

I love investing in the stock market. But IJ makes all the decisions.

I love eating out, but I like the ambiance more than the food. I only eat to survive.

Christmas makes me fall in love all over again.

I want to live in the mountains. In Montana. Are there mountains in Montana? If not I will have to re-evaluate. Geography is not a skill of mine.

I am more comfortable on a stage in front of 750 people than in a room one-on-one.

I love being the center of attention. But only if I am prepared.

I like to scrape the skillet after pork chops have been fried.

I hate when people make fun of me. And it is so easy to do.

I can make the best queso (HOT) and chili (mom's recipe) in the world.

I count on my fingers almost always.

I think in an outline form.

I love music, it can totally transport me. I can be right back at my Middle School dance, my first car ride, the summer I was 17, or when I felt my stomach flip as fell in love.


Jenn said...

There are big, big mountains in Montana. Glacier Park ( is absolutely gorgeous! I live in Idaho and have visited Glacier Park just once, in the dead of winter.....ok, so I saw it from an airplane! But still, it was an amazing sight and I would love to visit on foot.

Working Mom said...

sarcastic, check
love yoga, check
hate sweat, check
no home talents, check
love to cook, check
night owl, ehh, sometimes
love to write, check
never dieted, check (but I need to!)
change my mind 47x min, check
want to get paid to blog & be cute, check
skirts, dresses, lipgloss, check
i had authentic mexican for lunch today and tacos for dinner last night
best parents ever, check
............are you sure we didn't share a womb?

ps - i sent you an email about religion vs spirituality...interesting stuff.

Dana Jones said...

I thought you could sashay? No?

The Kelso-Winter Family said...

blog the queso and chili recipes.. por favor! cooking chili is a seriously good home skill..the rest, sewing, quilting are home EC..not necessary for survival! Geography lesson #1: Waterton National Park in Canada is part of the INternational Peace Park with Glacier National Park in the U.S. go there! before all the glaciers are gone. Take IJ AND the twerps... later... when they can hike..or NOW when you can outrun them all if you see a grizzly.. now THAT'll make ya sweat! (see my blog for some up close and personal shots of black bears and some other stupid human tricks)