My neighbors across the street put their house up for sale a few weeks ago. And since I have been in deep prayer and fasting for a really cool girl to move in across the street. One that loves lip gloss and toe OPI. One that can share secrets with me and we can paint each other's toe nails and braid one anothers hair. Oh please dear Hey Seus.
Then this morning I woke up to this...my neighbors moving out.....Oh maybe my new BFF will be coming soon. Please let her think Dr Pepper lip gloss is the best thing since spanx. Let her love sundresses and Victoria Secret. I am even okay with a gay man. I can compromise there...just not with the lip gloss.
So are any of you moving in?
Then this morning I woke up to this...my neighbors moving out.....Oh maybe my new BFF will be coming soon. Please let her think Dr Pepper lip gloss is the best thing since spanx. Let her love sundresses and Victoria Secret. I am even okay with a gay man. I can compromise there...just not with the lip gloss. 
So are any of you moving in?
4 comments:
I hope she also keeps your favorite chocolate stored in small quantities in a secret place... just for those moments you need one. And if she wore your size, wow! could life be better? Oh, what if she had kids, the same sexes and ages as your kids? And you guys could vacation together every summer, too! Maybe her parents have a beach house you could use for free!
Hey Seus - now that's funny right there!
Do you think they wonder why you were taking pics of them moving out?
Do you think maybe that's why they're moving?
Oh I'm just kiddin' - you know I do love me some Country Girl!
Hmmm...can't wait to see who the new neighbors are! Maybe they'll have some twerps of their own? Or hey, if it's a single cowboy (what are the odds?) send him my way!!
Bribe the realtor, honey...bribe the realtor.. used to be called "deed restrictions" just tell her your special needs qualifications for what might constitute an acceptable neighbor and leave her hangin' bout what you might do if she can't do the right thang!
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