Joe Camel, Is That You?

Guess what we did again...today? Yep, that is right. We went to the lake. Big shocker, huh. I use to spend my days in Anne Taylor and Georgiou but now I spend it in swimsuits and SPF 40. I know, I know...but I still communicate to the outside world through my blog....Hello? Hello? Is anyone there?

The day started off very normal. Eldest and Middle Twerp hopped right in but Baby Twerp had to relax a little. This whole pool thing has been VERY stressful on him. He needs to just sit back and chill. So I put him in his life jacket and let him roam around. I opened up an eye every once in awhile to check on him...I am such an overprotective parent. My therapist tells me I need to work on this. When I open one eye...I saw that Baby Twerp had something in his mouth...Oh great, I was actually going to have to get up and check. A little closer...closer...GASP! Baby Twerp get that ciggie out of your mouth. Right now! Okay,mom...okay. Then he exhaled. He EXHALED! I am so getting him the patch.