Sunday, July 20, 2008

Nine Lives to Live: Number Six

I wish I had nine lives to live -- there are so many things I want to do and be. I found out this week that in life number six I would want to be a meteorologist. Why? Why a meteorologist? I cannot answer questions like these -- a can only be. I really only had five of my lives planned out until this week -- Why? Why am I planning? Well, just in case I am wrong about the whole reincarnation business. I mean if it really is real, I wanna be prepared so I can go and say, '' I have a plan.'' And because I am unemployed and have no life. But the first reason sounds so much better.

So while at the rockin children's museum this week, I was able to pretend I was the meteorologist -- complete with the teleprompter, cameras, lights, and I supplied my own make-up -- all their shades were too orange.

Now, I am bein all brave and crazy and am gonna show ya pics without any hair fixin goin on. I am on day six of vaca and have only washed my hair like...uhm, I cannot admit it to ya...and I did not think I would be in any photos so it looks awful. Please don't judge me. Please still love me. Please still watch the action news. I started off with good news...the sunshine looks so cute and the L's stood for something important, but I told the viewers not to worry about it cause in my weather world it meant lovely...lovely, lovely, lovely....I only report the good stuff.
Here I am tellin the viewers that this lovely sunny weather will be travelin all over the state which will enable shopping, swimming, and ice cream eatin...all mandatory for this week. Mandatory, I tell ya.
And if you look right over here, there is a fab mall with a new Gap and Banana Republic...go forth.And this little thang is nothing...we are just gonna swirl it right out of the pic...cause I am in avoidance mentality. I only like lovely things -- except for my hair. Amen.
PS In case you are dying to know what my other planned lives are, cause I know you just can't get enough of my mundane and insane wanna be life...read farther (or is it further?). But I am warnin ya that it is weird and crazy and senseless and you should go do something more pleasant like pluck your eyebrows or get a bikini wax or a mammogram. Seriously.
  1. Missionary in Africa building schools and teaching students. I actually have details to this one...just call me Oprah...she so stole my idea.
  2. ER Pediatrician
  3. Writer -- newspaper or magazine or journals -- mainly bringing to light the autacities of our world.
  4. Engineer -- not like the train kind either
  5. An ESPN reporter -- cause they have the best hair and clothes and I would actaully know somethin about sports.
  6. Meterologist....

I guess I better get busy....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

#1 sounds good to me, too!

Ansbaughmom said...

You do have your "lives" planned out. You are one interesting country girl!! Hope yall get home safe and sound-guess that storm didnt bother yall.

The Kelso-Winter Family said...

someone swirled that swirly over to hit the Texas coast instead and one up to hit Nova Scotia...that wasn't you Ms. Meteorologist was it?

Dana and Daisy said...

I think you should post the video. Your hair looks fine... like a mom on vaca with her twerps with swimming every other day! Relax, we're all friends here!