Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Unsolved Mysteries

I made stir fry for supper last night cause I like to eat with chop sticks and pretend I am in some exotic life eating out in one of those rotating restaurants at the top of of sky scraper and I am wearing a super cute fitted black dress with red piping and red shoes..and some chunky red and black jewelry. And my name is Jacqueline and I get my nails done weekly and had a tummy tuck and boob job....Yes, that is what stir fry does to me...just be glad I did not have the Mexican enchiladas. It is worse.

But one of the great mysteries of my life lies within the stir fry...it haunts my dreams and keeps me awake at night pondering and stressing...it is the unsolved mystery of the mini corn on the cob.
Exactly what is it? Is it corn or wanna be corn or wax or fondue...can you count it as a vegetable and how come it digests much better than actual corn. See, it is a mystery.
And while we are on mysteries ... can someone please tell me the final lyrics to

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a ______
Cause uhm there is NO WAY it is what I think it is. Maybe the guy has a speech impediment like Baby Twerp and is really saying J-uice...Maybe.

And FINALLY THE BIG UNSOLVED MYSTERY TODAY...that I, of course, need your help with...

I HAVE A HAIR APPOINTMENT....AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO...

A. Go short and sassy
B. Go same cut but blonde
C. Go same cut but red
D. Hair is over rated

I have 2 hours to decide. And then I will probably change my mind.

13 comments:

Jenn said...

I have often pondered the mystery behind those same song lyrics. Still can't understand it! Maybe just put in some blonde highlights? Like the pic of you and IJ on the right of the page. Super cute color in that picture.

Jenn said...

So I looked it up:

"Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce"

Anonymous said...

I think you should go shorter -- but not too short.

Working Mom said...

i wonder the same thing about the mini corn. are there mini cornfields somewhere in indiana that i don't know about?

the song lyric - you are not alone. i have a pretty strong feeling we think its the same word, which is not suitable for song lyrics of any kind.

hair - cut it off short and sassy. then mail it to me so i can have extensions made.

cynthia said...

mini corn is gross to me.

blinded by the 'juice'???

it's deuce.

and i like your hair just like it is, don't cut it short...every time i do that i regret it.

Anonymous said...

Your hair is "GORGEOUS!" I am a hair dresser. EVERY picture I see of you, your hair is what I notice first! Just trim it!

Just The Girl said...

Your hair is perfect - do NOT do anything to it, maybe a trim but I love your hair.

CindyDianne said...

Do NOT cut your hair short. 20 minutes of stupid in the chair = 3 years of growing out. I know this. From experience. Just make your hair guy (is it a guy? I have a guy. I gay guy that charges too much. How cool am I?) give you a trim. And not his idea of a trim which is, like 2 inches, but your idea of a trim which is like 1/2 inch. Ok, so that is my idea of a trim. But still...

~Mad said...

....and whenever I sing that song, I just go ahead and say the word, "douche" cuz it just flows so naturally and that's what I always thought it was.
~Mad(elyn) in Alabama

Hope4Grace said...

well well well, whatcha get?

Paige said...

I am so glad to know other people stress about that word. Do you think people would even KNOW that song but for the big mystery?

And I do not get the little corn either--but I very much get and enjoy little pickles. I am so inconsistent, no wonder my head hurts

CindyDianne said...

I don't understand this "revved up like a deuce" line. I don't get it, not one bit.

The Kelso-Winter Family said...

it's not deuce. it's Holy Hey ZEUS! wrapped up like a Zeus... ok ok .. it's deuce but we all know he says douche. there..it's in print! it's not one of the seven banned words is it??