Dear Indiana Jones,
Please except this letter of apology for my severe and utter loss of any form of intelligence.
But remember that I left the car running last Saturday so Baby Twerp's cake would not melt?
Well, that fancy
shmacy car of yours is so quiet that I forgot to turn it off and when we left to go to the party, and were gone until midnight...It apparently ran out of gas.
And I feel badly about that and all. But remember how much you love me?`
And you can always get more gas...but a wife like me??? Priceless, right? Hello? Hello?
IJ? Are those crickets I hear? And remember how much fun we had while at the party?
Remember how much you love me? Remember how I made you kiss me? And you resisted, but deep down I know you liked it.
Remember? Hello? Hello?
What? Not only is the car out of gas...but it also has a dead battery?
Uhm, are you going to get jumper cables? or are you leaving me?
IJ? Hello? Remember my ROTH is almost fully funded.
But remember that I left the car running last Saturday so Baby Twerp's cake would not melt?
Well, that fancy shmacy car of yours is so quiet that I forgot to turn it off and when we left to go to the party, and were gone until midnight...It apparently ran out of gas. 
And I feel badly about that and all. But remember how much you love me?`
And you can always get more gas...but a wife like me??? Priceless, right? Hello? Hello? IJ? Are those crickets I hear? And remember how much fun we had while at the party?
Remember how much you love me? Remember how I made you kiss me? And you resisted, but deep down I know you liked it. 
Remember? Hello? Hello?
What? Not only is the car out of gas...but it also has a dead battery? 
9 comments:
LOL! This is so funny! I think something like this could only possibly happen to yoU!!
WOW. really??? pfffhahahahahaaa!!!
sorry. I still love you - and not like as in have a baby with you love EITHER.
hey is that an explorer or an expedition? i had a black explorer. miss that thang like crazy.
it is an expediton -- 1997...almost vintage....
Huh. That's pretty funny!
Just checking...are you going to blog about the RNC? I happen to think that Sarah Palin was spot on and did an amazing job! I would like to see what you thought....
michele -- i am...i just gotta unload the groceries and feed baby twerp...plus i have one more post to publish before that... i have more posts than i have time....i am never at a loss of words...giggle.
Ok...I'm snorted right out loud at this!!! Cracks me up! I drive about an hour to work every morning and used to park in a lot that was about 2 blocks from the office. I opened the door, locked it and headed to work. Had to call the hubby after work to gas up and open the door for me! So embarrassing! So, I feel you on this one!
Haha, I'm sorry to be laughing at you, but that was kinda funny! And I have SO been there, done that. Twice. Sigh.
this so happens to all of us but only YOU could make it hysterical!
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