Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm a man of savor and taste.
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a woman's waist lines and faith
And I was round when Country Girl
Had her moment of weakness and vain
Made darn sure she ate the whole bowl
Washed her hands and sealed her mate
Pleased to meet you.
Hope you can say the same.
Here are the culprits: Blanco Queso (White cheese), Rotel, half and half, green chilies, onion, sausage, cumin, cilantro, and two turtle doves. I kid. I kid. It is salt n peppa.
Let's chat about this cheese. I almost always use asadero cheese, but alas WalsMart did not carry it. So I went to Tar-jay to get Chihuahua cheese -- which was on clearance. Disclaimer: NO dogs were harmed in the making of this queso.
I have no clue what this even means, but it makes me feel like I am doing something to make the worked a better place by not allowing picante in my Blanco Queso.
Anyhoo, shred finely. Or if you are like me and have no patience for shredding snobs, cut it up. Add chilies, cilantro, half and half, cumin, salt n peppa, and Rotel (the Rotel is optional)
Then dice up your onion and fry it up with some sausage. OR if you are one of those health freaks, use ground turkey...just make sure it is picante free. Picante Free in the new Green.
And make your skillet real hot so it gets crunchy cause that is how I like it. Add it to the melting cheese that would have been completely melted by now had I shredded it. And add some more half and half to make it the desired consistency.
Then, like I promised, walk over to the man if your dreams...or any that is handy... and make him eat this masterpiece.
He will kiss you passionately. It happened. I swear. It was just so magical I could not get a pic.
Passionately Kissin Blanco Queso
2 packages of chihuahua or asadero cheese
4 ounces green chilies
1 can Rotel (optional)
3/4 cup half and half (I used more probably.)
3/4 package of sausage (If you are like a total meat lover, you can use the whole thing.)
4 tablespoons onions
4 teaspoons ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon peppa
2 tablespoon fresh cilantro