Up Next: National Security and Giggles

So here on this politically savvy site, we are addressing the issues of this presidental campaign at a level Country Girl can understand. Now I realize to 99.8% of Americans this is elementary my dear. But for all those first graders out there that read my blog, we shall be dicussing our Top 5 Issues of this election.

Last week we looked at Issue #1 - The Economy and broke down the difference in tax plans between McCain and Obama. We also looked at a graduated tax rate vs a flat rate...words I did not even UNDERSTAND until last week. But thanks to you my dear friends and my lover, wikipedia, I have made a decision on The Economy and which plan reflects my thoughts and values the most. So, THANK YOU DEAR SWEET SMART READERS! These are the reasons I love you peeps.

Now, together we will look at our TOP 5 Issues, which are {in no particular order}:

1. The Economy
2. National Security (which will include the war)
3. Energy
4. Education
5. Health Care

But before we begin our discussion on National Security tomorrow, let's review...shall we?

First. Lordy-Be. I am a HUGE Saturday Night Live Fan. Like so much bigger that anyone else ev-er. Like I dated the producer of SNL and had his babies...little Friday and Sunday Nights. And I own a condo on the SNL set and they are all my BFF's and I am on their Fav Five. For-shiz. {Name that SNL character.}

Anyhoo, when SNL opened for this season's permier this weekend, regardless of your political views and policies and ambitions and support, I think we all peed our pants. What? Just me? Seriously? Well, it was just a little.

DISCLAIMER: MIGHT NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! ALSO, TURN MY MUSIC OFF AT THE BOTTOM.


Ho ho hee hee ha ha giggle giggle snort. Oh that was so good. And Tina Fey...priceless.

So get your panty hose pulled up, your spanx adjusted and your mascara on...cause tomorrow...National Security. But first, off to find out what the Bush Doctrine is...I kid. I kid. We all know I am really going to put on lipstick. So you can tell me from a pit bull. Oh my, am I on a roll or what? I betcha just can't wait until tomorrow, huh?

Feel free to help a sister out with any info you have that might possible help me make one coherent intelligent sentence for the post. Amen.