Elvis Weds Country Girl

It was hard going back to mine and Elvis' house. To relive all the memories. To bathe in the thoughts of his love for me. But it brought back so much of the JOYS of our life. I wanted to share this with you, my friends. To give you an inside peek of the real Elvis and CG.

This is the balcony in which Elvis serenaded and confessed his undying love for me. Oh, I swooned at the sight of him -- and when he held me close and breathed his peanut butter and banana breath on me...I just about fainted. Then as I climbed down the stairs and he whisked me off my feet, he gave me a ring and asked me to spend the rest of my days with him.
Just a few months later, we were dressed in this and walking down the aisle.

Uhm, do you see a little sumtin, sumtin kinda embarrassing?
Oh Lord Be!!! On my wedding day???? Has a girl not heard of pasties? Someone help a sister out with her headlights. They are blinding peeps.
That pool of ours must have been a little nippley NIPPY! I said NIPPY!But here we are. Just look at how happy we were. I think this picture captured the moment perfectly.

What do you think? Don't we look like the happiest couple ever?