Anyhoo, although my phone is not ringing off the hook...yet; I want to be prepared and ready for when it does. Yep, that is me...I am not being rejected...God is just giving me this time to PREPARE! Yeah, that is it. Totally!
As soon as I figure out which outfit to wear, the phone will start ringing off the hook. I am just sure of it. Amen.
So come help me decide between these FIVE options.
OPTION #1 -- ALL BLACK ANN TAYLOR SUITThis is my all black Johnny Cash look. It makes me feel tough and like I could break out in song at any moment. Although I WOULD NEVER. Probably.OPTION #2 -- ANN TAYLOR SUIT AGAIN BUT WITH SOFTLY BUTTERED CREME SHIRT
This is the exact same suit as Option #1 with the stitching around the pockets and collar, but with a softly buttered creme sheer blouse underneath. I think it makes it POP more. Like pop rocks...except not in your mouth. But other than that, the exact same. Pretend I never said that. OPTION #3 -- GEORGIOU MAKE MY HIPS LOOK BIG SUIT
Okay, please do not vote for this. I do not want to wear it. It makes me hips look big. But for those of you who think I need to wear a SKIRT instead of PANTS. Please weigh in here. I need you.OPTION #4 -- PIN STRIPED BANK INVESTOR SUIT
This is the oh so subtle pin striped suit with a canary yellow shirt underneath. OPTION #5 - GEROGIOU CHOCOLATE DELIGHT
This is a chocolate suit with the same buttery creme blouse and the ever so cute pleats in the skirt. But it is brown and I do not feel okay with brown and an interview. Of course, we could always fall back on this? Lordy-Be! What was I thinking? Chadwicks is ALWAYS a mistake....so is pink and navy plaid. I hide my face in shame.
So help a sister become prepared:
- All Black Stitching
- Black and Buttery Creme Stitching
- Make My Hips Look Big Skirt Suit
- Pin Stripes
- Chocolate Skirt Suit