So while at the frat boys little get together next door this weekend I was updating them on the selling of our home.
They have a LARGE interest in their neighbors up and moving aways since we are about the only ones in the neighborhood that have not called the police on them.
Anytime we have a showing they are around just "checkin out" the potential new next door friends.
As luck would have it....two sorority girls came by last week to look at renting from us. They, of course, are ALL over this.
And at the little bonfire party last weekend, they were looking for an update and giving me tips on how to lure college girls into the home.
They offered the advice of including utilities in the rent, offering the home furnished, and possibly even giving them a good student discount.
But the biggest piece of advice they saved for the end. And I could tell it was important cause they brought seven of the guys over to tell me and THEY PUT THEIR BEER BOTTLES down, circled round me and leaned in.
As they nervously avoided eye contact, finally the oldest boy spoke up, "Okay, we have decided that it would be best if you did not mention to the girls how at night we can see in the bathroom window from Matt's room. Okay?"
Uhm, exsqueeze me?????