Sunday, November 23, 2008

Lessons From Country Girl

We you become old and with three little ankle biters and a dog, like me...you soon realize that spending you Saturday night at the grocery store has become your life and if you wanna embrace it then you need to go hog wild have a little fun.I however went a little too hog wild and had a little too much fun...

Lesson #1 from Country Girl: DO NOT GO TO THE GROCERY STORE HUNGRY AS A HOSTAGE.Lesson #2: IF YOU OPEN A BOX OF COOKIE AND CONSUME THE ENTIRE CONTENTS BEFORE YOU EVEN CHECK OUT, LESSON #3: YOU WILL NEED TO GUZZLE SOME OF THIS PEPPERMINT MILK AND YOUR HEART WILL BE CARRIED AWAY TO A LAND OF LITTLE ELVES WITH CUTE SHOES WHERE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.
LESSON #4: AND AS TO NOT SHOW FAVORITISM, YOU SHOULD GET THIS FOR THE CAR RIDE HOME. IT WILL CARRY YOU AWAY TO BLISS.
Then get a gym membership...or some cheesecake for dessert -- whichever makes your skirt fly up. I will givwe you two chances to guess which I chose...
Burp.

5 comments:

Dana and Daisy said...

I LOVE Target's holiday offerings! I haven't tried the milks, but now that you tell me, I'm going to get a quart of each!

Love, Dana

Marchelle said...

holiday milk???? never heard of it! hhhmm.... is it like eggnog? i love me some nog.

Linda said...

How come you didn't call me? I could have SO helped you out with those cookies & milk! YUM!

super tweaky mel said...

you are hysterical! I sometimes chug the naked juice at the grocery store. My husband and I recently moved from our more rural hometown - and they have starbucks at the grocery store. I hit that up when I'm all hungry and trying to shop. I swear - it really depends on what state you're in what you come home with. I'm hungry right now so I really want to come over to your house. I mean, I'm gonna listen and not go to the grocery store myself :)

The Kelso-Winter Family said...

no fair! candy cane milk?? i'm gonna go to TARGET first thing when i'm back in the states!