Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Actual Conversation

Middle Twerp has been learning about The Body in PreK. We have been talking about the liver, heart, lungs, and kidneys.

As I was lying in bed with him tonight this is what unfolded.

CG: Middle Twerp? You ready to say your prayers?

MT: Yeah. Jesus? Thank you for living in my heart and lovin me. Help me be good. Thank you for {insert every person's name in the world and every pet name and all other make believe cartoon characters also}. Amen.

CG: {kiss kiss} Good night

MT: Oooh Uhhh Ouch Oooh Mmmm Oooo OUCH.

CG: Are you okay?

MT: {looking down at his belly} Jesus quit moving around in there. Get out of my kidney and back into my heart.

12 comments:

feather k said...

HA!!!!

k8mc said...

That is precious! Outta the mouths of babes :)

Kim said...

THAT is the Funniest. Thing. I. Have. EVER. Heard!

So precious!

Brandy said...

HAHAHAHA I love this!!!

Anonymous said...

Hes going to be just like you!

Treasia said...

Oh how funny. That's one of the best posts I have read in a while. Too cute!!

Lindsay said...

That is so ridiculously adorable! Kids say the best stuff!

Kristin said...

I am laughing so hard, kids say the funniest things !

Dana and Daisy said...

that is so cute!

Just The Girl said...

Too Funny!

Marchelle said...

so its not the bean burrito you had at lunch... its just Jesus.

i heart that kid

Nicole said...

that.is.cute!