Middle Twerp has been learning about The Body in PreK. We have been talking about the liver, heart, lungs, and kidneys.
As I was lying in bed with him tonight this is what unfolded.
CG: Middle Twerp? You ready to say your prayers?
MT: Yeah. Jesus? Thank you for living in my heart and lovin me. Help me be good. Thank you for {insert every person's name in the world and every pet name and all other make believe cartoon characters also}. Amen.
CG: {kiss kiss} Good night
MT: Oooh Uhhh Ouch Oooh Mmmm Oooo OUCH.
CG: Are you okay?
MT: {looking down at his belly} Jesus quit moving around in there. Get out of my kidney and back into my heart.
12 comments:
HA!!!!
That is precious! Outta the mouths of babes :)
THAT is the Funniest. Thing. I. Have. EVER. Heard!
So precious!
HAHAHAHA I love this!!!
Hes going to be just like you!
Oh how funny. That's one of the best posts I have read in a while. Too cute!!
That is so ridiculously adorable! Kids say the best stuff!
I am laughing so hard, kids say the funniest things !
that is so cute!
Too Funny!
so its not the bean burrito you had at lunch... its just Jesus.
i heart that kid
that.is.cute!
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