Saturday, December 13, 2008

Friday Night Lights

Friday nights around here are filled with excitement -- pure unfiltered wild excitement. Whoot Hoot. We started our evening with a little hot chocolate. Then, I snuggled us all down on the couch for a long winter's nap. But what to my wondrous eyes did appear? But my favorite movie on Bravo my dear.
What about the R.O.U.S.'s? Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. (This is what the roaches look like in my ghetto home. I kid you not.)Boo. Boo. Boo. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo. (I always look around at this point cause I think someone might be callin my name.)

Get back, witch. -- I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more. -- (I cannot even tell you how many times IJ and I have had this conversation.)
Mawage.....(giggle giggle snort)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (I have always wanted to say this. But more like Hello. My name is Country Girl. Prepare to be big fuzzy heart with glittered. Do you think it has the same affect?)
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. (I have been waitin my entire life for someone to say this to me. I have a feelin I am gonna be waitin a long while longer.)
Ah and then my favorite the end.
When they live happily ever after.
Then the Twerps were all like just one more movie....PUH LEEEEZ.And I caved.... But I put whiskey in the next round of hot chocolate.
And they slept like babes. Don't you judge me.


Jenn said...

Ahhhh The Princess Bride....only the best movie EV-ER!!

Steph said...

Sounds like the perfect Friday night...I LOVE that movie, too! And ending the night with Frosty and whiskey just tops it all off!

Have a warm & fuzzy getting-ready-for-Christmas time!

Dana and Daisy said...

wow! that is one magnanimous christmas tree you have there CG!

I like your house, too! Ghetto's or not ghetto's you have a nice house!

love, Dana

Linda said...

I so would have put the whiskey in the first cup:)


Lo said...

peppermint and whiskey. just a thought for next time *winK*

feather k said...

As you wish....

Vaquerogirl said...

The Original Princess Bride was written by William Goldman and it is the funniest book I've ever read. I have a first edition, with red text! It is my absolute favorit book- and I had forgotten to add it to my favorites list! Thanks for the reminder