Monday, December 22, 2008

My Daughter Is a Twerp

So I woke up this morning and ET said, "Gosh mom you look awful." Yes, she is such an encourager like that and all.

I asked her what made me look awful and she told me my big puffy eyes. After I knocked her around a little bit (I KID I KID) I picked her up and told her never to bring me a problem without a solution.

So she told me the solution to puffy eyes was to MAKE SILLY FACES. Because she is 11 and must store all the wisdom in the world, I entertained this solution. And the sitter was late. I am not even goin there.

Anyhoo, she was coaching me from behind the camera....

A little sillier....

And show me some silly tongue...."Now how do I look ET?""Still awful, try again."Give me some fish...

Crazier...come on momma.....

Happy seal look.

Work it. Work it.

Hello Kitty....give me some Hello Kitty.
Mom, that was ridiculous....You still look puffy and pathetic....
Give me crazy girl....

Sleeping Dragon Crouching Tiger girl....

I need more whiskers....


Come on mom...they are SO SO puffy.


There. I think I look much better now....Nope, I need more....
Give me a crazy mouse....
A surprised mouse....
Gene Simmons.... I KID. I KID. She did not say that, but I totally look like him here. But with puffier eyes.

Look, that is it sister. If you want me not to have puffy eyes than you need to talk to your brothers about not gettin the croop and not wetting the bed and YOU need to stop with all the vomiting and .... and...
Oh just go get me some cucumbers and iced spoons. I saw Cindy Crawford do it once.

9 comments:

Kim said...

I love the relationship you have with ET. So precious and a blessing to her!

Dana and Daisy said...

I am going to try that the next time I have puffy eyes!
YOu did look happier at the end. At least the puffs aren't from a night out too long and too much liquor! hee hee!

So, did ya'll spend the night in your new house last night?

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

no dana -- not until tues night...

so you gonna come to Atl if we do a CG sleepover???

Jenn said...

What a fun girl-time photo shoot!!

Brandy said...

So fun!

Lo said...

heh. i was all dang girl! when does the silliness end! answer: in your world? nevah!! keep up the great rip roarin' living. i love it :)

Dana and Daisy said...

you bet your big girl britches!

Sarah said...

I'm in for the sleepover. I've got liquor connections so I can help with that.

CG my daughter caught me on your blog & got such a kick out of your pictures. Lots of questions & even more laughs. She said that you were pretty & funny (no not pretty funny).

Love your tree by the way. Looks great.

Beki said...

GC you totally crack me up. You are like the normalest crazy girl I know, not that I know you, but if I did know you, I would totally say that to your face.