Monday, December 15, 2008

Oh Pissmas Pee

We finally got the tree up last weekend.
And let me say, my heart sang out in gladness. Christmas does for me the same thing botox could do for Eddie Sutton. That is all I am sayin.
But I downloaded my fav Christmas songs from itunes and we began our journey...
We (by we I really mean ME....but details schmetails) were singing to all the songs and dancin a little too.. Middle Twerp was right in the mix of it all. And Eldest Twerp was into the decorating and proper placement of every sugar plumb.
Everything was going along great....But WHERE do you ask IS BABY TWERP. Baby Twerp is sitting on the side lines. Watchin and supervisin. And we did not hear a peep from him until "Oh Christmas Tree" came on the itune account. He broke out in jubilance with "OH PISSMAS PEE OH PISSMAS PEE" Yes my friends, we are all about the holy religious day of Christmas. I am pretty sure we are all doomed to hell.
And let me just say for the record, it might not have been than big a deal -- until Middle Twerp got the giggles...and just could not stop.
So I got out the nativity set and made them apologize to baby Jesus. I think this drove the message home.
Then I had Eldest Twerp read to them a few passages from the bible about Hell and how the flames burn at your flesh for eternity and the wailing and gnashing of teeth is For -ev-er....I kid. I kid. It was a book about Castles -- and guillotines.Then it was time for the sweet precious holy angel to be placed upon the tree. I put on Ava Maria and we all stood in awe....
As Middle Twerp did the honor...
And then he stood back and took in his work...
Yep, I gotter done...
And soon Baby Twerp was back in chorus again....but what is that upon your lip?Take a closer look my Friends....
Why, when IJ brought home the egg nog...
Baby Twerp went to takin some swigs....I think that explains some things...

10 comments:

Dana and Daisy said...

Beautiful tree and as always, a memorable family experience at CG and IJ's house!

Love, Dana and Daisy

Marchelle said...

poor sweet little 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus... surely he will forgive baby twerp, for he knows not what he does. surely it was the nog.

Dana and Daisy said...

p.s. at least he wasn't drinking my egg nog or we might have to take him to rehab!

http://acatinmylap.blogspot.com/2008/12/rudolphs-egg-nog-recipe.html

Marchelle said...

PS
I am on a mission to paint my fireplace mantle white. I promised to sand and prime and do it right, but Mr. Clean says NO, I LIKE THE NATURAL LOOK. I am so bringing this post up tonight to show him pics of your mantle, along with Dana's pics from her holiday home tour post and I WILL have a white mantle before its all said and done. I might have to refinance and split the equity after he divorces me, but By Golly Dolly I will have me a white mantle. Amen.

Oh and I need that stained-glass-church-window lookin mirror upon which I see thy reflection. Thanks.

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

marchelle, my twin separated at birth -

get a firplace OVERLAY

Bombay company - mirror....

SondreLyn said...

I just wanted to tell you how much I look forward to reading your blog. You are a riot! My daughter (who is 17) also loves to read your blog. SHE was telling ME about it this weekend... about how funny you are... and how she thinks I would get a giggle out of it... Just thought YOU might get a giggle out of THAT! :D You have multi-generational appeal! Ha! Who knew?!

The pix are great by the way... love the eggnog mustache!

Linda said...

Beautiful tree CG! Thank you for sharing your family decorating day with us:)

Lo said...

am i just totally ignorant to all things xmas drink, but doesn't egg nogg have alcohol in it? anyone? am i just super duper blonde and don't get it?

ahem. LOVE YOUR TREE!!!!!!!!!

*J said...

"Christmas does for me the same thing botox could do for Eddie Sutton."

Oh country girl ... LOL .. I'm an O-STATE fan through and through, and an Eddie Sutton fan - but this made me laugh! Very, very funny!

I know you're a sooner fan, don't worry ... I don't hold it against you :)

Writer Chick said...

Your Twerps are just so cute. But I gotta tell you BT looks like a sly one. You keep an eye on him :)