Oh Pissmas Pee

We finally got the tree up last weekend.

And let me say, my heart sang out in gladness. Christmas does for me the same thing botox could do for Eddie Sutton. That is all I am sayin.

But I downloaded my fav Christmas songs from itunes and we began our journey...

We (by we I really mean ME....but details schmetails) were singing to all the songs and dancin a little too.. Middle Twerp was right in the mix of it all. And Eldest Twerp was into the decorating and proper placement of every sugar plumb.

Everything was going along great....But WHERE do you ask IS BABY TWERP. Baby Twerp is sitting on the side lines. Watchin and supervisin. And we did not hear a peep from him until "Oh Christmas Tree" came on the itune account. He broke out in jubilance with "OH PISSMAS PEE OH PISSMAS PEE" Yes my friends, we are all about the holy religious day of Christmas. I am pretty sure we are all doomed to hell.

And let me just say for the record, it might not have been than big a deal -- until Middle Twerp got the giggles...and just could not stop.

So I got out the nativity set and made them apologize to baby Jesus. I think this drove the message home.

Then I had Eldest Twerp read to them a few passages from the bible about Hell and how the flames burn at your flesh for eternity and the wailing and gnashing of teeth is For -ev-er....I kid. I kid. It was a book about Castles -- and guillotines.Then it was time for the sweet precious holy angel to be placed upon the tree. I put on Ava Maria and we all stood in awe....

As Middle Twerp did the honor...

And then he stood back and took in his work...

Yep, I gotter done...

And soon Baby Twerp was back in chorus again....but what is that upon your lip?Take a closer look my Friends....
Why, when IJ brought home the egg nog...

Baby Twerp went to takin some swigs....I think that explains some things...