Monday, January 26, 2009

Baby Twerps Debut

Hello. My name is Baby Twerp and welcome to my first art show. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I got skillz. My mom says I take after her - but she drinks too much wine and wears too much lip gloss. I don't think you can trust her.

This is my first work. I call it cheeseburger. I think it is pretty self-explanatory.
These is Nemo...notice the way I swirled the colors. I got that from my momma as she dances to the ipod. And let me just say...it works WAY better on this fish than on her. That is all I am sayin.
This is called "My mom after she cries and her make up runs everywhere." She likes to act like it don't happen, but I am here to tell ya that this is how she looks.
This? This is called"WWF Smack down." My mother would not approve.
I have begun to dabble a little in writing. I like to call it bloggin. My teacher asked "Would you rather play in the snow or the rain?" My answer is in purple -- The snow so I can throw snowballs. I dominate on the snowball front.And this? This is my signature cause I can't write my name quite yet. But I don't like to focus on the details and all.
Details Schmetails.

7 comments:

"Hello... It's Me Again..." said...

Hey,

The one picture looks like a great eyeshadow combo. I'd wear it!!! Love your writing....

"Hello... It's Me Again..." said...

Hey,

The one picture looks like a great eyeshadow combo. I'd wear it!!! Love your writing....

edie said...

You are my favorite baby twerp ever. And your art little man, it rocks. Then of course, so does your mom.

CG, I could so do your hair when I come to Hotlanta. You don't know what kinda skillz I got. I've even dabbled in a little color. But Jamieknoxville would tell you that that was not a good weekend.

My love to all!

Dana and Daisy said...

you must be so proud of him. I know I am!

Marchelle said...

Look. You have my address. Just Fed Ex me the Little Twerp already!!! I <3 him!!!!!!

Kim said...

BT, you are a true arteest! I think you should move to Paris, with your mamma's approval of course, and spend your days painting along the banks of the River Seine.

Linda said...

Can I get your autograph?