Saturday, January 17, 2009

What You Can Do For Your Country Girl

Okay....here is the scoop, fruit loop. Here's the deal, banana peel. I try to please you lovely readers. Really, I do. Cause I love you and cause I am a people pleaser and all. A maker of peace. Ya know....apple bees, honey trees, snow white turtle doves?

Basically, I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony. But alas, I am tone deaf.

So I shoot for a much smaller, but equally important, goal. Like doin whatever ya'll tell me to do. And ya'll are fillin my mailbox wantin a video -- A VIDEO??? And I am all like OF WHAT? Of WHAT? My nun chuck skills? A tutorial on computer hackin? A lesson in hitchkicks? A documentary of the goat ghetto? What do you need a video of?

I am here to please and all ....but let me tell ya, I DO NOT HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA. I know, just a little kink and all. But I think these are small details we can overcome. Later. Details Schmetails.

I don't like to focus on why we CAN'T do something. Instead I like to quote one of our great presidents of the universe, "Ask not what your Country Girl can do for you, ask what you can do for your Country Girl." Or something like that. Look, I spent American History class makin googly eyes at Mike Davis. And this has been my downfall in life. Cause all I know is that I should speak softy but hit people over the heads with sticks. I am such a bully preacher.

Anyhoo, I have recently possibly MAYBE received some access to the capability of potentially posting a VERY SHORT video clip, maybe.

So, in my effort to plant apple trees and yodel "Peace throughout the land" I need to know exactly what it is you want.

So what can you do for your Country Girl? Give me some details schmetails, cause it ain't my strength.

Love,

Your Here-to-Please Friendly Neighborhood Country Girl

9 comments:

Shelle said...

How about one of your high-heels and Mexican food nights?

Christy said...

I want singin!

edie said...

Hows about some of your Lawrence Welk moves or restage the cranberry eating contest. Or the hitchkick idea sounds fantabulous. Or read us a book aloud such as Green Eggs and Ham. Or recite a piece of literature you've memorized. Or sing "Hopelessly Devoted to You" from Grease. Or my personal favorite "Satin Sheets".

Maybe you could do a cheer from high school. Or better yet, video your next visit to Waffle House...and make sure Waffle House Do Wop is playin' in the background.

Portia said...

I'd still like to see that Coach purse.

mbo said...

oh I know, can you video the next time you get your haircut, then i can show MY hairdresser, and she can make me look JUST like YOU!!!!

No...REALLY!!!!!!

Lovin' the locks!

MO

Dana and Daisy said...

This is so easy! I want a bed time story, Country Girl style!

k8mc said...

I'm with Christy...I'd like to see some CG singing!

Lo said...

hahahahahaha i want SINGIN and dancin and a high school cheer and you could've taped bowlin, or maybe i dunno i just wanna hear you TALK cuz i bet you've got the best accent EVAH. cookin? like straight to your thighs cake? or snow fights? or.. or... or just tellin' us howdy ya'll? i am easy peasy to please :)

ptamom3 said...

Bedtime story sounds like a cute idea.