What You Can Do For Your Country Girl

Okay....here is the scoop, fruit loop. Here's the deal, banana peel. I try to please you lovely readers. Really, I do. Cause I love you and cause I am a people pleaser and all. A maker of peace. Ya know....apple bees, honey trees, snow white turtle doves?

Basically, I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony. But alas, I am tone deaf.

So I shoot for a much smaller, but equally important, goal. Like doin whatever ya'll tell me to do. And ya'll are fillin my mailbox wantin a video -- A VIDEO??? And I am all like OF WHAT? Of WHAT? My nun chuck skills? A tutorial on computer hackin? A lesson in hitchkicks? A documentary of the goat ghetto? What do you need a video of?

I am here to please and all ....but let me tell ya, I DO NOT HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA. I know, just a little kink and all. But I think these are small details we can overcome. Later. Details Schmetails.

I don't like to focus on why we CAN'T do something. Instead I like to quote one of our great presidents of the universe, "Ask not what your Country Girl can do for you, ask what you can do for your Country Girl." Or something like that. Look, I spent American History class makin googly eyes at Mike Davis. And this has been my downfall in life. Cause all I know is that I should speak softy but hit people over the heads with sticks. I am such a bully preacher.

Anyhoo, I have recently possibly MAYBE received some access to the capability of potentially posting a VERY SHORT video clip, maybe.

So, in my effort to plant apple trees and yodel "Peace throughout the land" I need to know exactly what it is you want.

So what can you do for your Country Girl? Give me some details schmetails, cause it ain't my strength.

Love,

Your Here-to-Please Friendly Neighborhood Country Girl