On a separate note, in the office space above me is Bank of American (Hellllooooo Bank of America). This week, almost a quarter of the employees were laid off. And I watched them carry their boxes to the car -- and I saw their grief and the weight they carried. And it was heavy.
And today (like an hour ago) as I sat in my office (diligently working) I kept hearing a BANG outside my window. And I looked to see these ropes....AND I KNEW. The Bank of America employees.....Nooooooooooo! I banged on the window -- I tired to yell -- but no one could hear.
So without hesitation, I picked up my phone dialed 911. Oh look at him -- he might still have a chance.
"YOUR WIFE WILL UNDERSTAND! You can move in with me! We have extra rooms! Can you hear me? Hello? Don't end it this way!"