Baby Twerp and I took our weekly trip to Whole Foods again. It is such a time for us to bond. To have no distractions. To just focus on our mother-son relationship. When we are having this time together, nothing else matters. He is so focused on me and I on him -- It would not matter what came our way to try to detour us...It wouldn't work.Unless she happened to be a little four year old in a snazzy pink coat with long eye lashes and a dazzling smile. Uhm, BT? BT??? Where are you going? This is your mother talking. Get away from that little hussy.