Anyhoo, I picked him up from the surgery and we went to get his legal drugs -- and there was a tornado headed our way.
So, the drug store was not all too happy about me being there. I was all like "Don't you even. I will so go crazy on you cause I have been in a waiting room for 5 hours with three Twerps and you have not even seen crazy yet. mmmmkay?" And then I smiled. And winked for good measure.
And drove to Panera Bread to get soup so IJ would not have to take his pain pills on an empty stomach. He remembers none of this, but trust me - I was a good wife.
Then Saturday morning came and much to Baby Twerp's joyous surprise, we had to miss swim lessons.
But there was no way we could sit int hat house another minute. So I thought and thought....And then I said, "IJ, let's get Rollin', rollin', rollin' Though the streams are swollen Keep them dogies rollin' Rawhide! Rain and wind and weather Hell-bent for leather Wishin' my gal was by my side. All the things I'm missin', Good vittles, love, and kissin', Are waiting at the end of my ride ...." And he started cryin so I stopped and he gladly loaded in the car and we went to....
MONKEY JOES. which is like Chuck E Cheese - but minus Satan. Cause you can sit in one location and see the whole room and there are no demon infested machines that cost money and no tickets and they have Dr Pepper - with free refills. Amen.And I told IJ everyone is gonna think I made you come here and feel sorry for you and life i DRUG you to this awful place. Please show them how happy you are and that you want to be here too....So he gave you all this face. See? A lover, not a fighter. It runs in the family.But it was FAB.
They had HUGE flat screens showing ESPN and real hot dogs.