Monday, May 4, 2009

I Am Not Even Commenting, Please Create Your Own Opinion

UPDATE: All my blood work came back all right. I do have a nodule on my thyroid and I am going to an endocrinologist in June to see if it needs to be biopsied. BUT I still have the sympotoms of: racing heartbeat, night sweats, joint pain, irregualr bleeding, tired....tired...oh-so-tired, and a need for glitter. It seems to baffle the doctors.

While most wives are getting love "emails" throughout the day or invites for hot date nights, I get the below email.

I cut and pasted this just like it was sent, only changing names and contact info. Oh Lordy Be.

From: Jones, Indiana
Sent: Monday, May 04, 2009 11:24 AM
To: Girl, Country
Subject: I think you have this disease

I think you may have celiac disease>>>check out the symtoms.


  • unexplained iron-deficiency anemia
  • fatigue
  • bone or joint pain
  • arthritis
  • bone loss or osteoporosis
  • depression or anxiety
  • tingling numbness in the hands and feet
  • seizures
  • missed menstrual periods
  • infertility or recurrent miscarriage
  • canker sores inside the mouth
  • an itchy skin rash called dermatitis herpetiformis

See?

Indiana Jones
First Sergeant
Commercial- 1.800.mmmgood
Mobile- 1/800/hottie
Fax- 1.800.fax.this
e-mail- iamhot@hottiemail.com

14 comments:

Lo said...

uh, huh? did i miss something? has someone gone bananas on md.com???

Linda said...

Hmmm...He either loves you very, very much or is totally dense! Being a guy; probly both.

Carrie said...

This is soooo NOT funny....BUT, why am I laughing my butt off? Hope you are feeling OK! Did you get test results back? Just wonderin!

Hope4Grace said...

This is exactly what I have....it's worth getting tested. And what a coin-winky-dink cause just last night I blogged about stealing your carrot cake recipe and making it gluten-free.....

hally said...

celiac disease symptoms-gluten-free diet is recommended amongst other things in the treatment of celiac disease and wheat allergy. It is a diet completely free of ingredients derived from gluten-containing cereals...
Watch the video-instruction:gluten-free diet-instruction !!!

Marchelle said...

IJ, step away from Web MD.

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

That is such a guy thing....

Marchelle said...

can you pencil me in to see the good doctor? for the second week in june, maybe?

i wonder if he might be able to diagnose the condition i may or may not have, should i know, or not know, at that time, if i do in fact have a condition to be diagnosed.

i mean, besides being bipolar, of course.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you may be allergic to wheat, barley, etc. Gluten free diet may be your cure.

Farmgirl Paints said...

Well it looks to me like your Mr. Jones loves you alot right? He's worried and looking up info on the internet that's definitely love. Oh and my friend has Celiac Disease. She eats a special diet now. Hopefully that's not what you have..I'd rather die personally. I love my food.

Christy said...

I love his contact info!

edie said...

Y'all make fun of Dr.Jones if you'd like, but he could be onto something here. I'm gonna try his 'mobile' number or maybe his email address and see if we can chitty chat about this. Meanwhile CG, try the gluten free diet for 3 weeks and call me in the morning. Or in three weeks.

Love to you all!
edie (the used to be doctor turned domestic goddess)

Dana and Daisy said...

OMG! I thought Steve was the only one to send emails like this to me!

He even orders "natural remedies" online for me to try. I swear! Without even asking me first!

I kind of wonder if I have it too?

Anonymous said...

Many diseases have similar effects and signs; if it is not a secret, what does the ultrasound says about the thyroid echotexture and the size /type of the nodule?
Chronic thyroid inflammation of autoimmune nature can be present with normal blood tests, and not all patients have elevated TPO antibodies