Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Where Oh Where Has My Sweet Angelic Boy Gone? Oh Where Oh Where Can He Be?

I have no clue as to why the genetic make-up of my XY chromosomal spawn acts the way it does, but it does. Act that way. And I apologize in advance.
Especially if you have sweet, precious, angelic XX chromosomal spawn. Sigh. You will not be able to relate. Thank your 8 lb 6 oz baby Jesus from above. Cause I have been inducted into the world of Macho Man Randy Savage and the Sunshine Band. I don't know - but if by some strange chance you get that and snickered - be afraid. Be very afraid. Anyhoo, my XY chromosomal spawn have this new thang that they whip their shirts off at any sporadic undisclosed location and get all WWF Macho Man on each other.All I can do is sit back and watch.
Cause let me just warn you now....
If you try to get involved in this crazy dance of brotherly love -- you might break a nail...or WORSE -- like break TWO nails. {insert moment for gasping}But one thing is fo shiz...This is not just a moment of fun in the sun. There is a PURPOSE. And only one purpose on earth for bar chested wrastlin.
It is for the CHAMPIONSHIP!The braggin rights.
The Master of Disaster title. And sweet little innocent Baby Twerp thought here that he had claimed this title. That he was the victor -- the boss with the hot sauce -- the master of disaster -- the champ with some vigilance. I just made that last one up. Please don't judge me.
But his thinkin would be WRONG!Cause there are ROUNDS in this wraslin....And Middle Twerp was just gettin warmed up.
Soon, it was on like Donkey Kong.
And BT was all like...Who is messin with my dressin???
And soon they were gettin it on like a neckbone....And MT was gonna take BT DOWN TOWN...like JAMES BROWN.
WamBamAlacazam
Make you wanna holler hi di ho Take that and that -- Try to keep it cool like smith and wesson...
But BT was down for the count....1....2....3....4....5.....6....
7...8...9... HE IS UP!!
Oh Lord, someone throw a bucket o f water on em.Cause I just don't get it....
but a champion had to be claimed before we could stop...
And this champion wants a rematch tomorrow.

But I think it is Offical Keep Your Shirt On Day. Right?

8 comments:

Jenn said...

I see the horrors and the delights in having two BOYS running around the house. Some days, I want a girl for the second child, some days, a boy. I would love to see the boys wraslin in my yard!! What a fun time!

Farmgirl Paints said...

They look like they are having sooo much fun. Lots of great pics.

Dana and Daisy said...

MT might be ahead by what 12 months? But BT has got that sturdy trunk that says when I'm bigger, watch out! Cause you are goin' down big brother! I can take you, you just watch me!

I think this is some male right of passage. My brothers did it too! They used to pinch each other on the nipples, (can I say that) until one would cry uncle.

I swear. And it frightened me as the younger girl. Now I just think how dumb must they have been, purposefully hurtin' each other like that. B O Y S !

Pony Girl said...

Boys will be boys....how about a video! ;)

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

Boys will be boys...looks like fun!

Marchelle said...

which ones the hulk?

Transparent Mama said...

I love these pics. As a mother of four boys, I am completely in awe of you that nobody was in tears by the last photo.

Kudos to you mama!

mxpxrox43 said...

yeah i think MT's days are numbered in being able to win these ultimate fighting championships! BT is training hard! (and growing)

Travis