While we were on our vacation Indiana Jones decided it would be a FABULOUS idea to take 3 children out into the ocean in a kayak. I wept. Not because of my fears of losing a spawn of mine forever in the fury of the ocean, but that my camera might get wet -- or worse -- I might have to leave it behind.
Each child had an adult companion -- IJ took Baby Twerp. I could not endure the wails that would occur with the sight of water.
But what to my wondrous eyes did appear?But a a happy toddler with without any fear!
We hired a guide to take Middle Twerp.
Cause if anyone was gonna get nine kinds of crazy and tip us over -- it would be MT. And I was not gonna have any part of it. None. 
Just look at him -- you can see the wheels a-turnin.
I took this child -- so she could row. I sat back and took pics...
and yelled, "MUSH MUSH" I think it was quite effective.
All I am sayin is...this child...this aqua allergic baby LOVED the trip.
And I was all down with it...until I was gonna have to start ROWING. Cause we decided to take a detour.
So at this point and time I wailed and cried for my momma. And started sucking my thumb.
And ET smacked me around a little. And we FINALLY FI-NA-LY made it back. And my biceps were cramping.
All I am sayin is...this child...this aqua allergic baby LOVED the trip.
And I was all down with it...until I was gonna have to start ROWING. Cause we decided to take a detour.
So at this point and time I wailed and cried for my momma. And started sucking my thumb.
And ET smacked me around a little. And we FINALLY FI-NA-LY made it back. And my biceps were cramping. But we made it home. Amen.
6 comments:
you brave soul! I guess the s-word was not allowed before this trip? you know, shark!
Hi there! I just began reading your blog and love it! You have a terrific sense of humor!! :)
I'll be sure to visit again!
Well! That looks like fun! and whats up with BT? I'm thinking Dad needs to take him to swim lessons from now on:)
The pics from this adventure are so cute. The whole water and camera thing freaks me out a little...however I am not one to leave mine behind either...I am still picking the sand out of my D60.
kayaks freak me OUT. i have a fear that if they turned over my legs would be stuck inside and i'd drown. plus that looks like gator country to me.
NO THANK YOU.
Oh that looks like so much fun. Memories you'll never forget.
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