And you know what happens if you give a Twerp a pedi? They also want a mani.
It's just like that mouse and cookie. Or was it moose and muffin? Or pig and pancake? If you have munchkins, you understand. Anyhoo -- please know as I tell this story that I am a lover, not a fighter. I embrace and accept all. I have no judgement. No stone to throw. No ax to grind. Amen.
Anyhoo -- we walk into the Foxxy Nails Salon and they ask, "Youa wanna uh pedi?" "Anda youa needa mani too? Yehs?" Short or loooong?"
Then she smiles innocently and says, "My mom bought me Rosetta Stone and all."
Oh no she di'int.