Thursday, August 13, 2009

I Can Feel It Comin in the Air

I woke up this morning with that nervous panic in my stomach. I knew something was causing my adrenaline to be pumpin and my heart to be a racin. Then I realized what it was -- the clock was tickin. And summer is almost over. Summer. My sweet lazy sister.
Oh how I love thee -- let me count the ways....
So when things happen that I don't like I resort to my usual coping skills -- AVOIDANCE. I am going to pretend summer is not ending. As a matter of fact, I am dating all my checks June 21, 2009. That will show 'em. And I am wearing a bikini to work.

I KID I KID. Maybe.

And I am going to take a mini vaca with the family.

And I am going to host AN ALL NEW AND IMPROVED ASK CG.

Okay, not really new and improved, by why get into the details. It is summer after all. Lazy no-details-allowed summer.

And to add to the boredom and mundanes of summer, I am going to answer all your burnin questions. Maybe you wanna know my contact lens perception or how many hairs I have on my big toe or if I have ever had a wart or my most embarassin moment or a pic of my underwear drawer I KID!

Or maybe you need advice. Now while I am not the shiniest glitter on the heart, I do love to tell people what to do. It just seems to be soooo much easier to take charge in other people's lives than in m y own. Now in my own life I HAVE NO CLUE -- but in yours, I will know exactly what to do...probably. I mean more times than not. Usually.

So -- ASK AWAY! Keep me care free and easy going and believin that summer is here to stay.

I love you all,
Country Girl

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Melinda said...

I really want to know if your family has any cat? bird? fish? If so what and if not, why?

Linda said...

A mini vaca? Hmmmm...I know where you can find some Dr Pepper lip gloss;-)

Jenn said...

I think we need a tour of your new house! We have seen bits and pieces.

How is the organic diet for the family going?

How does all your traveling for the job affect the twerps?

One the days you are in town, is your job a normal 8 or 9-5?

What kind of camera do you use?

Did ET ever confess her water bottle "lies" to the school?

What's your favorite mexican dish? (I know, it's like picking a favorite child)

Tinman said...

Have you replaced your Dr. Pepper Lip Gloss with the new and improved stuff?

Tin Man

Dana and Daisy said...

you are so the shiniest glitter on the heart CG!

Anonymous said...

Any top secret surefire tips on getting one's resume noticed in this tough job market? Or something just crazy/bold enough to get their attention that doesn't scream I'm crazy?

Chris said...

Now, CG, I know you don't have any hairs on your big toe because you shave them me. Right? You do shave them off, right? Please, tell me I am not the only one?

Jen said...

Ok... new to the blog thing and I just think you are so funny!!Thanks for the fun and laughs while reading.
I wanted to know what you do? (besides of course raise your sweet babies)

Jen in California

Lisa said...

Hey CG!
We (2 young adults, no kids) will be flying over to Ga in December for a wedding in the Atlanta area. We have 3 weeks to travel the US but will concentrate on the South. Any travel advice? Things we don't want to miss?
Lisa from Germany

Shelle said...

Have you tried the Chicken Poop Lip Junk yet?

What cd is in your car right now?

Do dips in the pool count as baths for twerps?