Friday, October 2, 2009

Ask Me -- I'll Tell Ya

I am feeling a little cantankerous this morning. I know. It's a big word...for me. Do I know what it means? Uhm, I do not really see a need for details here people.

Anyhoo, I am in Philly. And I have a secret to share with you. But I can't. Not yet. It's like waiting for your birthday, but better. Cause this contains no crow's feet. And can I just say Crow's Feet have never been on my birthday wish list, but alas they keep showing up. I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Then I will ask for forgiveness and pray. But Crow's Feet are the spawn of Satan. And I think Jesus would confirm. Amen.

Anyhoo -- in anticipation of my announcement Monday evening (maybe Tuesday morning, we can't get too into the details here) I am gonna have an all new Ask CG.

I know. I know. Contain the excitement. Deep breaths. Stop the squealing. Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Bueller?

So here is how this rolls in case you have not participated in this joyful event before. You get to ask me anything and I am bound by a court of law to answer. You can ask me how many pieces of cake I REALLY ate at my wedding or my favorite Gilligan's Island cast member or how many hairs are behind my toilet. You can ask anything -- just please don't judge me. Cause Judgement is Crow's Feet first cousin. Which means Satan is his Uncle. These genealogical skills come from being born in Kentucky. Hold back the jealousy.

Anyhoo -- go forth and ask away. Or multiply if it suits your fancy -- but not while reading my blog. This is a family site and all.

Ask away -- and I will answer Monday -- in detail.

Post a question in my comments or if you want to be anonymous, email me at

And for the love of sweet Jesus, some one ask me how my job is going.

I love you all.

Country Girl


Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

Please tell me CG how is your job going?

Linda said...

How's the job?

Linda said...

Oh and I know you can't wait for the birthday to give the present so spill it!

CindyDianne said...

How's your job going, CG?

Tracie said...

How is your job going? & How are you managing all the travel with the twerps schedules?

Oklahoma Granny said...

What is your favorite movie of all time?

oh - and let me be the 1st to ask - how is your job going?

Scrappy Girl said...

What would you do if you were going to New Orleans on Halloween?

Jaime Mac said...

Country Girl - I'm SOOOO glad you're doing an "Ask CG", cuz I've really been wondering lately how your job is going?!

Alyssa said...

CG - How is your job going? Haha Oh I have lots of questions ;)

Do you watch T.V. at all? If so what are your favorite shows - any reality T.V. addictions?

What are your favorite chidlren's books?

Do you like to read? I know you are super busy - if/when you have time who are your favorite authors?

If were stranded on a desert island with your family what three things would you want to have with you?

If you could take your family anywhere on vaca where would you go?

If you and IJ could go anywhere on vaca where would you go?

What is one thing you have always wanted to do but haven't had the chance to?

Dana and Daisy said...

hows the job going anyway?

does IJ know how to fly airplanes? Have you ever flown with him? Would you let him fly your spawn around in an airplane?

<3 dana

Melinda said...

Whats your favorite thing to cook?

mimi said...

I'm coming out of lurking to ask...Would you ever move away from the South?

Or, have you ever lived anywhere else?

Gracie said...

Hows the job??

Also, I am dying to know how is your fantasy football league going??

On Pins and needles!

Anonymous said...

last round i had questions about my resume and getting a new job... and i'm happy to report i got one!!! but it's a long way away, and i'll be moving my family 10 hours north of where we currently call home. what did you do to help your babies adjust? mine (5, 10 & 11) are excited, but i'm not sure they fully realize how their lives are going to change. thanks! xo

Anonymous said...

So, what's new at work? Any big promotions looming in your very near future?

Bailey said...

Hey CG,
Thanks for writing such an entertaining blog! You have such a fun sense of humor and I think you have great ideas about teaching and raising kids. I can "hear" your accent when I read - and I love it!

I was wondering if, being a country girl, you had/rode horses when you were growing up. Any experiences there to tell us about?

If (when) you move to the country, do you plan on having horses, cows, goats, etc?

I've had horses for 15 years, so when I think of country living, they're the first thing that comes to mind!

PS: What's new with your job? :-) said...

is that your real hair? it's fabulous either way but is is real?

i am a new blooger and i am trying to find new blogs to follow.

i am seriously enjoying yours!!

theelizabethhighsmith said...

i found your blog from my friend Michele's blog (mama in high heels). After looking at your blog and realizing you don't use your real names on here, I had a weird dream where I met you and your family and learned their names. And their names were weird. And when I woke up and thought about the dream I realized how smart you were because who wants random strangers dreaming about you knowing you're real names. And then I realized how stupid I am because I put my whole stinking name in my blog title and url. And now I'm probably going to die. So I want to know if you know of any cute single boys who live in Atlanta who want to go out with me before I die?

p.s. i'm sorry this is a novel versus a comment and i hope i haven't freaked you out i assure you i'm normal, scouts honor.

Anonymous said...

First of all the commenter above is not normal. That was all a set up so she could get you to meet up with her with some single man in Atlanta where she will probably murder you. I kid. I bet she's cute as a button.

But, I need to know... 1) what are you doing for the birthday party; 2) have you given the gift already (we know you -- never a secret); 3) are you as funny in person or are you like a real dud and you are just a great writer; AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST -- 4) how is your job going?

KBN Indiana said...

CG I so Love to read you Blog it is my Early Sat Morning Thing. Hope all is well since everyone asked about the Job. Are you going home for the Holidays's or will everyone come to you?
-- How Do you find the time with 3 kids to keep up with it all? Ar you sure you are not a Spawn of Satin??? I Kid !!!

bakerchick103 said...

Just answer all the above, and I'll be happy! :)

Dana and Daisy said...

look how many people love you CG!

Hey, what about that thingy on your throat? What's the latest on that? Gosh that was delicate wasn't it? That's me, Delicate Dana!

Marchelle said...

i just want to know when you are coming back to the land of milk and honey.

and have you bought any cute new shoes lately?

Anonymous said...

It's told us you'd answer everything on Monday...what happened?