I am feeling a little cantankerous this morning. I know. It's a big word...for me. Do I know what it means? Uhm, I do not really see a need for details here people.
Anyhoo, I am in Philly. And I have a secret to share with you. But I can't. Not yet. It's like waiting for your birthday, but better. Cause this contains no crow's feet. And can I just say Crow's Feet have never been on my birthday wish list, but alas they keep showing up. I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Then I will ask for forgiveness and pray. But Crow's Feet are the spawn of Satan. And I think Jesus would confirm. Amen.
Anyhoo -- in anticipation of my announcement Monday evening (maybe Tuesday morning, we can't get too into the details here) I am gonna have an all new Ask CG.
I know. I know. Contain the excitement. Deep breaths. Stop the squealing. Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Bueller?
So here is how this rolls in case you have not participated in this joyful event before. You get to ask me anything and I am bound by a court of law to answer. You can ask me how many pieces of cake I REALLY ate at my wedding or my favorite Gilligan's Island cast member or how many hairs are behind my toilet. You can ask anything -- just please don't judge me. Cause Judgement is Crow's Feet first cousin. Which means Satan is his Uncle. These genealogical skills come from being born in Kentucky. Hold back the jealousy.
Anyhoo -- go forth and ask away. Or multiply if it suits your fancy -- but not while reading my blog. This is a family site and all.
Ask away -- and I will answer Monday -- in detail.
Post a question in my comments or if you want to be anonymous, email me at
And for the love of sweet Jesus, some one ask me how my job is going.
I love you all.