Monday, November 16, 2009

Crow's Feet Have Inhabited My Face

This is me. Last year. Young. Flawless. The epitome of youthfulness. Crow's Feet undetectable. {sigh}

This was me before red eye flights and travel -- which have added a few fine lines. But nothing. NOTHING compared to what happened to me this weekend.

Nothing compared to the affects of 12 year old girls singing all the High School Musical Songs at the top of their lungs for 2 hours straight. And my sweet smooth skin did not stand a chance against jazz hands at 7 in the morning or sporadic dancing in the bowling alley. All I am sayin is I might have taught those girls the Electric Slide, but things on me were boogie wooging that didn't 20 years ago.

But the mother of all aging processes - the king of all wrinkles - hit when me when I saw all the girls huddled on the bed -- GAMBLING to Uno. Help me Kenny Rogers!

I will be out of pocket over the next 2 days. I am at a spa being stretched, nipped, and tucked. Okay, not really. But in my dreams I am. I am actually looking for my battery charger so I can down load ET's birthday pics -- so you can join me in my cougar appearances.

For the love of sweet Jesus, I need more people to join my team.


Linda said...

Apparently you didn't look very closely at me when I visited (a very good thing too). But I’ll send you a close-up and then you can thank sweet baby Jesus for your ‘laugh lines’
Can't wait to see ET's party pictures!

Scrappy Girl said...

Slumber parties will do that to ya! You are a brave soul!

Deborah said...

That was very cute! Happy crows feet!

Farmgirl Paints said...

Don't believe you...need to see physical evidence;)

The Urban Cowboy said...

Nothing wrong with a little crow...and I am sure you are exaggerating just a bit.

Dana and Daisy said...

if you start to see any little hairs on the top of your head catching light in a new way, just remember those ar enot grey, they are sparkles!

Last summer I passed into the "no more sleeveless shirts" stage of life. it happens!

Yvette (Lo's Mom) said...

Been reading your tweets....what was biopsied? Hope all is well.

Hope4Grace said...

oh honey, crows feet set the women apart from the girls, embrace and have a stiff drink, you've earned it

edie said...

You are beautiful. Wishing you, IJ, and the twerps and most wonderful Thanksgiving!