Please don't judge me.
Anyhoo -- it's that time of year again -- Christmas card time. And usually we do a photo of the Twerps, but this year I thought I might do one of the whole family. Since I just had my roots done and all. Why waste the roots? Power to the roots? If loving roots is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Sorry -- I digress.
Back to the family. I have a few photos below. I can't decide which one IF ANY to use on the annual Country Girl Family Christmas Card.
So I need you. My beloved decision makers. The heartbeat of my life. The ones who lead, guide and direct me. Go forth and direct. Pour Fa Vore.
#1 -- It is 4 degrees below zero and I told my spawn I would buy them ice cream if they would smile. Looking back, this was not the best bribe. I should have gone with hot cocoa, but it is hard to think when hypothermia is setting in. You can tell by Baby Twerp's face he was a little disappointed in my bribing selection. He is such a hard one.
#2 - Exact same photo just close up, I am a master of illusions like that and all
#3 -- I had just finished eating 8 kinds of ice cream -- You can already see it in my face, it's the first place I gain weight. Along with my thighs and belly and chicken wings. And my buttocks. But I think, fat is the new black.
So what do you think? Go with one of these or take a new one? These are the things that keep me awake at night. Christmas Photo selection and too much wine. But why go airing out all my dirty laundry right here in public and all, right? It's a crying shame!
So go ahead and vote in the comments and if you email me your address I will mail you one. And you can use it for dart practice or giggles at roots or for paper in your bunny cage or for fire starter on Christmas morning.
I love you all -- please help me in this world crisis THANKS!